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Somebody put this tape on my door.

submitted by alacrity167 to whatever 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:03:27 ago (+0/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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This is a tactic to identify whether you're home or not. What's a good response? I suspect it's my roommate who got mad at me for calling him a pedophile for dating an absolute mental invalid with the mental age of 5 years old. Should i move out and drop airstrikes on this dumb nigger for trying to intimidate me?


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[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:33:54 ago (+4/-0)

Remove it and then put Urushiol from a poison ivy plant on the knob while you are out and use gloves or a bag to enter.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1 dayMay 29, 2025 02:40:29 ago (+1/-0)

energize the door knob, but don't forget afterwards

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:42:37 ago (+3/-0)

Draw a big dick on the door with a permanent marker. Trust me on this.

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:05:25 ago (+3/-0)

turn the lights off and sit on a reclining chair drinking whiskey and holding a shotgun while facing the door

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:07:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:13:40 ago (+2/-0)

How does that identify if you're home or not?

[ - ] alacrity167 [op] 2 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:15:41 ago (+2/-0)

because most people would remove the tape upon return to their home. this would identify those out for prolonged periods. this would also identify those who return home on a regular and frequent basis on a predictable schedule.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:37:59 ago (+1/-0)

Ok, but then why do you think it's your roommate? Don't they know your work habits?

[ - ] alacrity167 [op] 2 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:44:46 ago (+2/-0)

we had a disagreement today where he called me a goof and i illustrated that no, he is in fact, the good, as he is dating a woman with the mental age of a child, with a poor ability to abstract according to her doctors, along with a propensity for magical thinking. he said "i'm gonna fix something up for you, after i said that" and the same day i find tape on my door.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1 dayMay 29, 2025 03:11:45 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, that's the first question. Doesn't the person that lives with you know when you're likely to be home or not? I still don't see the connection here. Shouldn't your roommate know your work habits, and also not need to break in? Doesn't he have a key? Don't they know what your car looks like?

[ - ] Master_B -1 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:53:51 ago (+0/-1)

Your roommate is into Schoperhauer, isn't he?

[ - ] alacrity167 [op] 1 point 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:58:19 ago (+1/-0)

"schoperhauer". bro's spelling is trash eh

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 01:01:41 ago (+0/-0)

Schopenhauer!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 01:36:41 ago (+0/-0)

Electrify the door handle.

Or superheat it.

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:10:03 ago (+1/-1)

This is weird. Usually thieves make concealed symbols near the door. This is full visible. Unless these thieves are some kind of low IQ illegal immigrants.

[ - ] alacrity167 [op] -1 points 2 daysMay 29, 2025 00:12:47 ago (+0/-1)

thieves are also known to leave flyers so its not a super high IQ operation