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There's a guy at my gym that I hate

submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 3 daysMay 28, 2025 02:23:42 ago (+25/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

There's this fucking guy. Looks like a self induced hall of cost victim that drinks soylent all day. Skinny and lanky and super soy looking with no chin. Anyway, first time I saw him a month or two ago he was wearing a Kabbala Harris shirt. And I thought to myself, you don't need to wear that shirt everyone knows. Well, last week this faggot showed up wearing a blue mask. And I couldn't help but point him out to my gym buddy and laugh. And he saw us sniggering. And I saw his gay ass today, once again wearing a blue mask, trying to do pullups way too close to some big brown guy. I looked at him and just shook my head. He's the only fucker with a mask on. Must be some new strain of monkey pox going around on CNN.


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[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 04:47:32 ago (+0/-2)

Oh him! Yeah he was telling me the other day 'bout this guy at the gym he hates. Never wears a mask despite it being a rule! Who the f..k does he think he is?

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 06:35:03 ago (+2/-0)

Faggot

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 2 daysMay 28, 2025 19:05:20 ago (+0/-0)

its not a rule

nobody, I mean NOBODY, wears a mask to the gym

except this fucker and you

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 daysMay 28, 2025 19:17:19 ago (+0/-0)

Petal, if I showed my scrawny bod at a gym...I'd be asked to leave!

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 06:02:11 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck commies

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 06:31:29 ago (+0/-0)

I'm surprised Soylent would even have a gym membership.

Guessing this was at someplace more respectable than Planet Fitness?

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 06:34:40 ago (+0/-0)

You should beat him in the locker room

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 11:45:01 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe I should beat him off in the locker room...

@greatsanta is a homo.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 13:10:27 ago (+0/-0)

I will beat your dick into the ground all day long, dude. Don't fuck with me.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 06:46:16 ago (+0/-0)

I fucking hate all the faggots storming in my gym as summer approaches. Lazy faggots wanting to lose weight only for their vacation.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 07:39:12 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe try minding your own business

[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 08:28:24 ago (+3/-0)

I had a feeling it was you, Sal.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 08:34:01 ago (+0/-0)

Lol

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 09:49:27 ago (+0/-0)

Faggot doesn't realize he's breathing in way too much carbon dioxide. Damn the left is retarded.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 11:37:28 ago (+0/-0)

Must be some new strain of monkey pox going around on CNN.

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy ennywon kan catchit now encloodink kids en dawgz! Kvetch!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 11:46:15 ago (+0/-0)

You should talk to him and offer support maybe he has a fucked up grill and doesn't want the gym whores to stare.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 2 daysMay 28, 2025 19:03:31 ago (+0/-0)

he wasnt wearing a mast last month

hes wearing it now because tv told him to

i dont talk to mask fags unless I am being paid

i simply don't engage them

I look at their mask and look past them

they are less than niggers to me

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 daysMay 28, 2025 16:41:16 ago (+0/-0)

And he saw us sniggering
Well, now he knows who you are.
What you should have done us shown up with a Kampalla shirt and become buddies with him.
Invits him out boating.
Accidents could have happened.
But now they can't.

Hide your power levels, Goats.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3 daysMay 28, 2025 06:06:10 ago (+1/-0)

I guess he didn't have a father figure.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 3 daysMay 28, 2025 08:51:23 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve been contemplating getting back to the gym but I think I’ll simply invest in more equipment.

I want to work out: Not be around niggers, beaners, and faggots. And perhaps the worst offender of all: People taking selfies on the equipment.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 09:51:02 ago (+0/-0)

Juice heads, saracens and women.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 daysMay 28, 2025 09:11:32 ago (+1/-0)

Lol thanks for the laugh. I did see they were pushing a new covid strain from China.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 11:41:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yea the C.H.1.N.4 varient. Definitely not made in a gain of fauci lab that would be anti semetism.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 11:46:49 ago (+0/-0)

Fauci is not a jew.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 12:41:51 ago (+0/-0)

That's the most yiddish thing I've heard all day.

Next you're going to tell me yids are white.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 12:46:05 ago (+0/-0)

Bulverism. Fauci is italian.

Youre theory of jews doesn’t account for why many white elites are corrupt and behave like jews.

So you solve your problem by painting inconvenient whites as jews. Terrible rhetoric. Terrible thinking.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2 daysMay 28, 2025 15:58:34 ago (+0/-0)

Fauci would skull fuck you

[ - ] jfroybees 2 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 03:18:58 ago (+2/-0)

He came back, with his blue mask, trying to do pullups. Gotta admire his tiny balls for that. You ought to get a "Pharm Animal" tee shirt to wear to the gym. Go say hello.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 2 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 09:31:29 ago (+2/-0)

Ask him what his Reddit screen name is. They still think Covid is going to kill everyone.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 09:48:13 ago (+2/-0)

Working out with a mask on. wtf

That’s not rightfully possible.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 07:53:53 ago (+3/-0)

There was a guy at my home gym that I hate. He was the weak version of me. Haven't seen him in a while.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 11:43:33 ago (+0/-0)

🤣

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 03:29:42 ago (+4/-0)

You should kill him.... with kindness.
Buddy up to him every time he's there. Ask him to spot you and load up weights he couldn't possibly lift on his own. Constantly correct his form and point everything he's doing wrong.
Give him pointers on new exercise techniques he'll fail at. Talk to him constantly the entire time he's at the gym.
Eventually he will switch gyms or at least avoid your scheduled workout times

[ - ] WillisJaxson 1 point 3 daysMay 28, 2025 04:50:55 ago (+1/-0)

So...what you're saying is just calling him a kike faggot isn't the first and only option?

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 2 daysMay 28, 2025 19:00:02 ago (+0/-0)

I don't talk to maskfags.

I was in home depot and some mask fag asked me if I needed any help.

I turned my head away like a teenage girl from him and walked past.

He was flustered and complained out loud to himself

He was also a tranny.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 5 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 04:08:23 ago (+5/-0)

You have a chance to better another man, you should take it.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 3 daysMay 28, 2025 13:39:17 ago (+0/-0)

That's gay. Fuck commies, especially soy faggot retards. You niggers are too soft.