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Woman’s seven-year nightmare after partner ‘farted in my face’
submitted by paul_neri to Health 1 weekMay 27, 2025 02:20:48 ago (+0/-1) (www.news.com.au)
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/womans-sevenyear-nightmare-after-partner-farted-in-my-face/news-story/549c3518e62f83f62999e6bd635437bb

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1 weekMay 27, 2025 03:05:21 ago (+0/-0)

Got her.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekMay 27, 2025 03:09:12 ago (+0/-0)

It was not intentional apparently.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekMay 27, 2025 03:10:39 ago (+0/-0)

@Drstrangestgov and his wife apparently fart in each other's company. Strange imo.

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 1 weekMay 27, 2025 03:42:09 ago (+1/-0)

1. Her pic tells me she's a jew.

2. She should try some Amoxicillin.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekMay 27, 2025 03:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

Presumably it worked for you!

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 weekMay 27, 2025 05:21:20 ago (+0/-0)

The problem is the antibiotic has to actually get into the area where the bacteria are colonizing. That's easier to do internally than it is on what is basically an external surface that's inside your body which is your sinuses. They'd have to do an amoxicillin spray or something and she'd have to inhale it through her nose and it would have to cut through all the snot and everything else to actually touch the bacteria.