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IF YOUR USERNAME COINCIDES WITH A BODY FUNCTION AND YOU'RE SUBMITTING A POST IN THE "FOOD" SUB....

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 17:58:54 ago (+6/-0)     (HDLunited)

...then there's more about life than what your mind is capable of understanding. It also shows just how much the 1st World has regressed.

At one time, not all that long ago, the ✡️ held a monopoly on topics aligned with disgusting bodily functions. And the thing is there's nothing funny about anything that alludes to the discharge, emmition or expelling of internal waste byproducts, gaseous, liquid, solid or otherwise.

"Hey, how's it going?...I'm new here and I'm just posting a big hello...my username is ushitmypants or imafartmiesterfag".

It's fucking disgusting, a gonorrhea drip that's dragging the floor.


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[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 18:29:32 ago (+3/-0)

I always found it to be a good indication of character. They wear their philosophy like a peacock struts his feathers.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 18:37:06 ago (+1/-0)

So, where does that leave me, in general terms?

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 19:16:29 ago (+2/-0)

dont post to the food sub?

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2 weeksMay 27, 2025 02:25:46 ago (+0/-0)

But he has a great recipe for Shit on a Shingle.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 19:29:50 ago (+1/-0)

queer as a three-dollar bill.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 21:16:54 ago (+1/-0)

Anus....you're not implying a function, you're a functionality of great importance, so you're clear, according to the State Duma you still qualify for the monthly, 10lb ration of potatoes, your name has also been removed from the list of Gulag inductees who were scheduled for departure next week...but you may be required to make little rocks out of big rocks in Vladivostok, if your doors get kicked in before you hear the knock then you'll know something's up.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 20:18:25 ago (+0/-0)

Bodily function gags? A classic Trope.