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[ - ] Prairie 12 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 08:29:13 ago (+12/-0)

Translation: requiring everyone to produce photo ID to every website.

[ - ] Thedancingsousa 3 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 09:41:32 ago (+3/-0)*

Or to a government gateway, which means every site will be required to authenticate against a government approval to serve any content.

I'm not sure how jurisdiction is going to work. What if I'm not in Texas. I shouldn't have to obey Texas law. I should be able to deliver requested content to any IP address that requests a resource. Are they going to extradite people to Texas for running a basic website? The line between "social media site" and any other website is full of gaps. Is Github a social media site? Is Minecraft social media? Youtube most definately is. Is television? Technically anyone can produce for television if they jump through enough hoops. So if peer based content is illegal, and all content is created by people so all content is peer based content, does that mean all content or any technical system that can deliver it is illegal?

In fact I'm going to claim that the Windows app store or any other place you could download software from is social media. Good luck using a computer. Steam is absolutely social media.

Socrates would have a field day with this.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 10:07:56 ago (+3/-0)

I am from that shithold of a state and they are nowhere near the freedom loving morons they claim to be. Texas is basically an Israeli colony ruled via the Southern Baptist Convention. My only surprise at this news is why it took so long.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 11:58:04 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not a Texan I don't have to follow texas laws... what about going to Denver to buy or smoke weed it's legal there why do companies get to fire me over something totally legal if I fail a drug test?

If companies can make policies that are beyond the law why can't I as a company say no blacks in my bar? I mean 100% a bar with blacks is factually and statistically more dangerous why can't I make my area safer?

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 18:11:47 ago (+0/-0)

This

[ - ] FreeinTX 5 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 10:20:24 ago (+5/-0)

So fuckin' dumb. Anyone who thinks this is about protecting children is a fuckin' moron.

And, guess what, despite the laws banning internet porn, there is still plenty of internet porn in Texas.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 11:51:52 ago (+0/-0)

Theres a reason why that happens, but banning machine guns made them unobtanium you know.

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 06:17:57 ago (+3/-0)

Oh shit! That's the last we'll be hearing from @FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 10:45:35 ago (+3/-0)

The State of Texas can't keep people off the internet, off porn sites, or off social media. No one can stop the signal. Jews are overly confident inbred fucks and their proxy suck dicks in Texas government can't do thy bidding, no matter how hard they suck.

[ - ] Thedancingsousa 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 09:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

They are banning teens not geriatrics.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 10:21:04 ago (+1/-0)

I'm neither, faggot.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 10:13:01 ago (+1/-0)

Tell a teenager "No you can't do that, it's for adults only".

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 10:01:08 ago (+1/-0)

Internet licensing comes next.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 11:06:38 ago (+0/-0)

Do you got a loicense for that shit post?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 12:59:54 ago (+0/-0)

A license to shit post? Kinda of like an N-word pass. I like it.

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 12:24:07 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone under 40 would be better?

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 12:06:44 ago (+0/-0)

Think 'bout a place that's hot as hell
'Bout drier than the bottom of a dried-out well
And I think ya know what Texas means to me
Ain't got no money, ain't got no jobs
The banks are all too poor to rob
And I'd like to say one thing 'fore I leave

Fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.
Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!

I work'd my fingers to the bone
But I knowed I wrote some pretty good songs
'Til I drew the wrath of the Texas LCB
They jerked my tunes off the honky-tonk
With a bullshit list of 'do's and 'don't's
They lock'd 'em up, and throw'd away the key.

Well, fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.
Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!

Well, I'm headed for the border line
Anyplace else'll be just fine
As long as there's a job and a decent place to sleep
Get up each mornin' with my ass-a-flexin'
And give birth to yet another Texan
And write a song as he slips between my cheeks!

So, fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.
Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!

Fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer.
Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 11:55:38 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe a ban on jews would get more done

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 13:26:39 ago (+0/-0)

Then that means your glorious little dick leader owen bejewin gets banned. MUH 1/8 oy vey!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 10:37:42 ago (+0/-0)

Always these power grabs

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 10:21:28 ago (+0/-0)

Sorta like the sternly worded letter Greg Abbot had a intern type up to appear like he was going to do something about the border?

Band aid over a wound fix again.