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I Just Witnessed a Gay Wedding From Afar

submitted by anon to LGBT 2 daysMay 25, 2025 12:55:14 ago (+12/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ew0di5.mp4

Never saw this except on TV.


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[ - ] anon 3786940 5 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 13:17:35 ago (+5/-0)

You didn't "witness a gay wedding", you witnessed two grown-ass males playing make-believe!

[ - ] anon 3564143 2 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 14:09:30 ago (+2/-0)

WELL SAID!!!

two adult bodies still acting like children.

[ - ] anon 3285461 3 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 13:20:24 ago (+3/-0)

You’re a gay wedding

[ - ] anon 1147358 [op] 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 13:23:24 ago (+1/-0)

It’s true. I love myself.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 13:24:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 13:31:59 ago (+1/-0)

I just realized I have never heard of a gay divorce. As catty as faggots can be that must get ugly. Arguing in court over who gets the furniture. Fighting to the death over some foo foo lapdog like it was rights to a child. Does the bottom bitch get alimony?

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 14:20:59 ago (+4/-0)

Last I heard the "domestic abuse" and murder rate among queers, and especially lesbos, is almost as high as it is among niggers.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 14:25:06 ago (+2/-0)

Best news I've read all weekend! Thanks!!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 14:39:59 ago (+1/-0)

Fags get divorced all the time.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 21 hoursMay 26, 2025 15:27:38 ago (+0/-0)

I have no doubt

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 18:01:12 ago (+1/-0)

In most states, no one gets alimony. Men would be better at getting an uncontested divorce. Now, you gotta worry about child supp.

[ - ] anon 3311469 5 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 13:38:25 ago (+5/-0)

Why anon when we know you are biguyfromqueens? lol Also why didnt you call them faggots?

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 14:18:43 ago (+4/-1)

More like bigguyforqueers now.

[ - ] anon 1147358 [op] 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 15:11:10 ago (+1/-0)

I always remove anon and it goes right back on.

[ - ] anon 2740588 5 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 14:00:54 ago (+5/-0)

More reasons to get out of jew York.

[ - ] anon 3564143 6 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 14:07:52 ago (+6/-0)

Sorry, i don't recognize same sex anything. Get the fuck back in the closet! Gross and disgusting. Damn near threw up my lunch. The audience should be beaten

[ - ] anon 4019601 4 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 14:21:07 ago (+4/-0)

Thank goodness AIDS isn’t airborne yet or you would’ve had a close call.

Also you sound just like Ray Romano.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 14:23:22 ago (+2/-0)

...and you forgot your "Remington 30-06" at home.

Damn,the bad luck.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 14:34:42 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine going to one of these affairs. What a joke. How do the families live with themselves?

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 17:30:48 ago (+1/-0)

Seriously, how can a father be proud when this is the end of your bloodline.

[ - ] anon 3217404 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:21:34 ago (+1/-0)

Easy target from that vantage point.

[ - ] anon 2082855 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 19:41:59 ago (+1/-0)

You had a good sniper position.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1 dayMay 25, 2025 20:02:42 ago (+1/-0)

duck behind cover and yell FAGGOTS

[ - ] anon 2122053 0 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 22:23:26 ago (+0/-0)

my oldest kid saw a meeting between a pregnant teen and its soon to be lesbian moms at her job today.

She said it was like the modern Juno, I said you saw a baby about to be given to predators.

[ - ] anon 2076196 0 points 1 dayMay 25, 2025 23:34:16 ago (+0/-0)

God damn it. I was hoping one would fall at the end. You fucking catfished me. Nobody wants to see fags play house. Marriage is between a man and a woman.