WHY MEN NEED TANK TOPS - Upgoat

WHY MEN NEED TANK TOPS
submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 13 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:24:55 ago (+33/-0) (HDLunited)

because the ring gear can be modified to mesh with a variable speed pinion to allow rapid rotation of turret so that suppressing rnds can be placed anywhere within 360° in a manner of seconds, also, tank tops make for great observation platforms for those relaxing moments when it's time to kick back and relax with a cool cider or icy sarsaparilla and admire the fruits of unhinged strafing and the 18yards of spent belt and casings.

Men feel their best in tank tops

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 5 points 13 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:37:30 ago (+5/-0)

Your argument is armor plated.

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 12 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:59:47 ago (+2/-0)

...and "traceable"

[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 12 hoursMay 24, 2025 20:03:07 ago (+4/-0)

do "wife beaters" count?

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 5 hoursMay 25, 2025 03:18:24 ago (+2/-0)

If you're beating your wife with military hardware you need to calm the fuck down.

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 11 hoursMay 24, 2025 20:57:05 ago (+1/-0)

@drunk ...re your question "do wife beaters count?", that depends upon what the perceived definition is of "wife beating"...given my peaceful demeanor and wide discretionary parameters of tolerance I do not advocate or condone the recreational pounding of a good woman, however, and notwithstanding the aforementioned, sometimes corrective measures of physical form are necessary to assist in the developmental stages pertaining to the understanding of authoritative status and only if the unwillingness to understand is accompanied with physical aggression, also, women tend to bond closer with their man after an amorous hair dragging...note, amorous is not to be confused with armors.
NOTE...should you require professional assistance in the form of good counseling just post your request here where we can deal with your issues in a confidential manner.

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 10 hoursMay 24, 2025 22:20:14 ago (+1/-0)

What do you get when you pan for gold in the Rhine River? Panza steel.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 4 points 12 hoursMay 24, 2025 20:02:48 ago (+4/-0)

That was beautiful!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 6 hoursMay 25, 2025 02:30:02 ago (+2/-0)

I need tank tops, so I can look hawt whilst beating my wife

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 9 hoursMay 24, 2025 23:27:55 ago (+2/-0)

Just dont paint it white and put "Bintang Beer" stickers on it cos everyone gonna assume the only people youre using them guns against is your own family...

Oh wait i see what you did. Wrong kind of "Wife Beater"

Carry on

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 9 hoursMay 24, 2025 23:07:20 ago (+2/-0)

I hate you

puts away tank top

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 12 hoursMay 24, 2025 20:21:13 ago (+2/-0)

🥲

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 4 hoursMay 25, 2025 03:57:37 ago (+1/-0)

Does a "sleeveless" flannel shirt count?

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 4 hoursMay 25, 2025 04:14:35 ago (+1/-0)

...only if it's embossed with SPQR PRAETORIA

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 4 hoursMay 25, 2025 04:17:58 ago (+1/-0)

You'll have to enlighten me,my spanish is not good.