Congress needs to pass the "Racial Identification Act" forcing the media to report the race of the victim and perpetrator in every crime. Of course, it would need a different name... - Upgoat

Congress needs to pass the "Racial Identification Act" forcing the media to report the race of the victim and perpetrator in every crime. Of course, it would need a different name...
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 13:26:39 ago (+21/-0) (TellUpgoat)

...something deceptive like the "Patriot Act", because the American people might have objected to the more aptly named "Fuck The Constitution Act".
Maybe something like "The End of Racism Act" or "The Unity, Equality and Peace Act".

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[ - ] SteppingRazor 3 points 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 13:47:54 ago (+3/-0)

Good idea, they can follow the naming convention of Alabama’s National Guard Rapid Response team, also knows as NGRR.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 7 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:43:43 ago (+1/-0)

You know any Alabama NGRR's?

yuk,yuk,yuk!!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:50:48 ago (+0/-0)

Yall niggaz rapid AF gnome seyin?!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 5 hoursMay 24, 2025 16:29:45 ago (+2/-0)

The Coulter Act.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 17:21:22 ago (+1/-0)

So we have to pass a bill to show identity of the perp/victim that used to be part of journalism a few years ago? Does ANYONE see anything wrong with this? Just fucking report it and include pictures of the perp/victim!!! What in the gd fuck??? Geesus h christ.

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 0 points 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 17:45:31 ago (+0/-0)

It's been like this since the late 50s.

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 17:55:19 ago (+0/-0)

Operation display the darkie?

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3 hoursMay 24, 2025 18:24:03 ago (+0/-0)

Truth in statistics law

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:50:09 ago (+0/-0)

N ationwide
O rganization
G etting rid of
S pades

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 hourMay 24, 2025 20:48:58 ago (+0/-0)

Social Justice Record Keeping Act of 2025

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 10 minutesMay 24, 2025 21:58:43 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, so long as you are making a wish, make one that counts.
They need to make curb stomping baby Jews legal.

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Congress needs to pass the "Racial Identification Act" forcing the media to report the race of the victim and perpetrator in every crime. Of course, it would need a different name... submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 13:26:39 ago (+21/-0) (TellUpgoat)

Congress needs to pass the "Racial Identification Act" forcing the media to report the race of the victim and perpetrator in every crime. Of course, it would need a different name...
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 13:26:39 ago (+21/-0) (TellUpgoat)