Just a reminder that a tank top is not a real shirt for anybody except a beautiful blonde woman with an exceptionally perfect body and a snugly fitted tank top. If you're a guy don't be a fag and wear a tank top. Tank top is a fag top. - Upgoat

Just a reminder that a tank top is not a real shirt for anybody except a beautiful blonde woman with an exceptionally perfect body and a snugly fitted tank top. If you're a guy don't be a fag and wear a tank top. Tank top is a fag top.
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 14 hoursMay 24, 2025 07:26:55 ago (+6/-4) (TellUpgoat)

Just a reminder that a tank top is not a real shirt for anybody except a beautiful blonde woman with an exceptionally perfect body and a snugly fitted tank top. If you're a guy don't be a fag and wear a tank top.
When is it acceptable for a man to wear a tank top?

The answer is never. It is never acceptable for a man to wear a tank top.

A tank top is a fagtop.

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[ - ] ShortbusAlcoholic 0 points 3 hoursMay 24, 2025 18:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

This is a retarded take. I've been wearing tanktops under my normal T-shirts for over a decade. Not wearing a tanktop and flashing your asscrack everytime you bend forward or crouch down is far more gay. Faggy even.

Why are you exposing your asscleavage to other men? Are you advertising you are open to taking niggerdicks in your ass like some sort of prison convict nigger?

[ - ] racerxist 0 points 9 hoursMay 24, 2025 11:53:15 ago (+0/-0)

stop letting the homos co opt shit, first the rainbow now this,stop already

[ - ] Panic 0 points 10 hoursMay 24, 2025 11:01:35 ago (+0/-0)

My long ago big boobed first girlfriend wore tube-tops. Gone since the 70's I guess.

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 0 points 11 hoursMay 24, 2025 10:17:12 ago (+0/-0)

A real man doesn't even know what a tank top is. What are you... A girl?! You into fashion and style? INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 12 hoursMay 24, 2025 09:48:52 ago (+0/-0)

I prefer sleeveless shirts for summer time, but I do have some tanks with funny shit on them I bought cheap. I'll wear one on Monday!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 12 hoursMay 24, 2025 09:47:01 ago (+0/-0)*

Just Gotta keep these guns out. They don't fit.

*jk.. I hate tank tops. That said. I do have huge neck and arms. It can be hard to fit except for baggy XL. So ive just been wearing XL. It's not fashionable. But my shirt doesn't come up all the way out of my belt when I raise my arms.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 12 hoursMay 24, 2025 09:28:48 ago (+1/-0)

What about a regular T-shirt that I cut the sleeves off myself? You know, for extra range of motion at the gym or something like that.

[ + ] Crackinjokes

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 0 points 11 hoursMay 24, 2025 10:17:42 ago (+0/-0)

Okay the gym is an exception. I'm really talking about people walking around outside in their skinny or overly fat bodies in tank tops.

I mean what are these people thinking.

Tank tops are like jockstraps for your neck. Would you walk around in a jock strap outside?

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 12 hoursMay 24, 2025 09:20:07 ago (+0/-0)

I agree with this.

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 13 hoursMay 24, 2025 08:48:49 ago (+0/-0)

A-Shirts (tank tops) are a type of undershirt.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 13 hoursMay 24, 2025 08:41:37 ago (+1/-0)

Fat people should be restricted to moo moo's and banned from drive trus.

[ - ] Sal_180 2 points 13 hoursMay 24, 2025 08:41:29 ago (+2/-0)

Just a reminder that people can wear what the fuck they want and I highly doubt Crackinjokes is anyone that should be handing out fashion advice

[ + ] Crackinjokes

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 1 point 11 hoursMay 24, 2025 10:16:33 ago (+1/-0)

Men should not follow fashion advice or follow fashions at all. A man should be independent make his own decisions and not be overly influenced by trends.

The fact that you think that men should have a care about fashion advice shows your flaw.

Only fag men care about fashion.

[ + ] meat

[ - ] meat 2 points 11 hoursMay 24, 2025 10:42:39 ago (+2/-0)

So you admit that you are a fag man that is concerned with others' fashion?

[ + ] Sal_180

[ - ] Sal_180 2 points 10 hoursMay 24, 2025 11:32:17 ago (+2/-0)

Only fag men care about fashion.

I like that you said that in a thread where you care about fashion.

[ + ] Moravian

[ - ] Moravian 2 points 10 hoursMay 24, 2025 11:34:02 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah but only fags care about what others wear.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 13 hoursMay 24, 2025 08:13:09 ago (+7/-0)

Found the fatty