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My Uber driver today was an elderly female street shitter.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 6 hoursMay 23, 2025 22:54:33 ago (+7/-0)     (whatever)

I should have cancelled the ride and ordered a new driver, but I was in a hurry to get home after work. Normally I'd just walk home, but it was hot as fuck today, and I didn't bring my water bottle and a tank top. Anyway, one of the worst drivers I've had. She was two footing the pedals, I could tell because she accelerated and hit the brakes at the same time. She came dangerously close to plowing through a guy on a motorcycle at an intersection, literally hit the brakes within 20 feet of the bike and jerked it to a stop within five feet of the guy. He must have been shitting his pants. Speaking of shit, the car smelled like human shit, BO, and nag champa. I should have fuckin walked.


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[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 5 hoursMay 23, 2025 23:20:45 ago (+3/-0)

Some life-lessons must be learned the hard way.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 5 hoursMay 23, 2025 23:02:01 ago (+3/-0)

I refuse to give non-whites my business for many years now when I can.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 5 hoursMay 23, 2025 23:04:44 ago (+1/-0)

Good policy, I try to do the same. I chose convenience and comfort over common sense today. It was a poor decision.

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 5 hoursMay 23, 2025 23:50:47 ago (+2/-0)

Ewww. Sorry.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 00:28:13 ago (+1/-0)

Do you think she has a driver's licence?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 3 hoursMay 24, 2025 01:01:37 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sure she does. It's probably easier for people like that to get a license than it is to get a library card.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 02:44:47 ago (+0/-0)

Grats on not dying.