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Heads up to the Florida Goats, Florida drivers face new speeding law that takes effect this summer.

submitted by bossman131 to random 14 hoursMay 23, 2025 16:46:04 ago (+1/-0)     (flvoicenews.com)

https://flvoicenews.com/florida-drivers-face-new-speeding-law-that-takes-effect-this-summer/



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[ - ] localsal 0 points 14 hoursMay 23, 2025 16:47:58 ago (+0/-0)

Are the prisons going to be remodeled to accommodate all the speeders?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 10 hoursMay 23, 2025 20:26:45 ago (+0/-0)

Bunks will be those 'car beds'.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 14 hoursMay 23, 2025 16:53:17 ago (+0/-0)

So, your average moron, who is speeding is now faced with pulling over and getting 30 days in jail or go faster and maybe get away! Which choice do you think the average moron is going to take? Hmm?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 10 hoursMay 23, 2025 20:25:58 ago (+0/-0)

I read somewhere that around 30% actually get away.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 14 hoursMay 23, 2025 17:00:09 ago (+0/-0)

Hell that's nothing punishment. I would have thought that the fines and punishment for driving that fast today would have already been at least that much or more.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 14 hoursMay 23, 2025 17:00:43 ago (+0/-0)

But just remember in Florida if you put a piece of paper on someone's lawn that says anything negative about Jews your punishment will be significantly more than almost killing somebody by driving a hundred miles an hour.