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I AINT BUYING IT!

submitted by texasblood to whatever 9 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:02:49 ago (+1/-0)     (whatever)

Easily twenty reasons why
I'm not buying the fucking moon contact by a mortal species unless it's ACCEPTED AS INSIDE THE DOME ROUND OR FLAT.
SpAcE is bullshit


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[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 7 hoursMay 22, 2025 18:20:32 ago (+0/-0)

There are aliens that only feed on bioluminescent space dust. As a result, their feces glow. They often eject their waste into space.

What you think of as stars, is actually luminescent gray shit.

[ - ] texasblood [op] 0 points 5 hoursMay 22, 2025 19:46:29 ago (+0/-0)

Ever see stars from an old school observatory?
Crank the zoom to near max and they never get closer or much bigger in view size.
Often thought there are enough to cover every soul in the planets history.
They have to go/be somewhere.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 7 hoursMay 22, 2025 17:36:28 ago (+0/-0)

The Superdome?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 8 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:25:19 ago (+0/-0)

Get this man a fresh stick of glue!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 9 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:12:17 ago (+0/-0)

When I went to a college that worked with nasa they said earth got hit by an asteroid rrally long ago and all the l8ghter dualst particles formed the moon

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 9 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:08:12 ago (+0/-0)

Did I miss something? WTF,are you blathering about?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 9 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:12:45 ago (+1/-0)

Space is fake and gay