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This is *NOT* me, just to be very clear!

submitted by Master_B to Niggers 8 hoursMay 22, 2025 03:47:42 ago (+1/-0)     (komonews.com)

https://komonews.com/newsletter-daily/seattle-sex-offender-keenan-pearson-felony-indecent-exposure-public-fake-name-uwajimaya-chinatown-international-district-king-county-jail

I don't have any (or over 40!!) sexual offences on my name. And I'm not a seattle nigger.


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[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 8 hoursMay 22, 2025 03:49:35 ago (+1/-0)

A pervert would say that

[ - ] Master_B [op] 1 point 8 hoursMay 22, 2025 03:55:29 ago (+1/-0)

I'm never caught!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 8 hoursMay 22, 2025 04:38:22 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 7 hoursMay 22, 2025 05:11:37 ago (+1/-0)

"Pearson's most recent arrest happened at the Uwajimaya grocery store in Seattle's Chinatown-International District on May 5."

Funny, I thought Seattle was in Murica? Just barely but still ...

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 7 hoursMay 22, 2025 05:18:28 ago (+1/-0)

"In a plea recommendation, a public defender said Pearson is...has mental health issues."

AND THERE IT IS! The po lil knee-grow has mental health issues and should therefore not be held accountable. I can't imagine seeing this would be much of a shock for most. Seeing any animal masturbate would certainly be an oddity but usually nothing to be afraid of.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 7 hoursMay 22, 2025 05:30:25 ago (+1/-0)

Curse of canaan!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 hoursMay 22, 2025 09:12:21 ago (+1/-0)

"Im mot eafing anyfing"

No one asked if you ate the cookie timmy.

No one knew the cookie was even missing timmy.

Until you told us youre not eating a cookie with a mouthful of cookie.

Spontaneous utterance.

Savvy?

[ - ] Master_B [op] 0 points 2 hoursMay 22, 2025 10:42:26 ago (+0/-0)

Shiieet, you blew my cover!