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i would look through my security camera

I'd be fine

It's 3pm. A loud deer bark wakes you up. It says "Do not look at that big tree." You see hundreds of little critters squeaking and chirping at you: "It's a hunting blind in that tree. Look inside."

Damn nigga dats scurry!

In all sincere honesty, I'd probably just go back to sleep. If it was awesome, people would post about it the next day, and I have to work in the morning. If it brought chaos, I'd just assume wait until the initial wave died down. If they came to my house and woke me up, well, I guess I'd just have to hope one firearm is enough.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY

Origin of the "do not look at the moon" meme.

Today is not the day I believe the government.

Context: The year is 2026 and the alien mothership arrives and begins beaming the mass mind-wipe hypno-beam from the telescreen attached to the bottom of their ship.

Everyone gets mind-wiped into becoming low iq slaves.

Those of us who didn't look outside at the moon because we're immune to low-grade reverse psychology all fail to notice any meaningful difference in most people's everyday behavior.

The aliens throw their tentacles up in frustration. "apparently humanity is so stupid it is immune to any further cultural poisoning. King Qax will not be pleased this is the sixth time we've failed to lower their iq into subservience. They're all busy watching something called youtube and making 'tiktoks' about something called marxism. What should we do?"

Dani, the co-pilot looks at her coworker and shrugs. "maybe less fluoride in the water. I think we were a bit too successful. These people are useless."

Shlub responds "It's been fifty years since we last visited. Dani, they brush their teeth with it."

Dani: "oh no."