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Chaos as biblical plague of cannibal crickets invades US state creating 'death trap conditions'

submitted by paul_neri to America 10 hoursMay 20, 2025 07:57:13 ago (+9/-2)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14727647/biblical-plague-cannibal-crickets-utah.html

I hope the crickets devour you @drstrangergov crawl up your nose and down your throat.


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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 4 hoursMay 20, 2025 13:25:48 ago (+0/-0)

They need seagulls.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 hoursMay 20, 2025 12:45:14 ago (+0/-0)

Ordinary dead crickets go for $30/lb, while toasted grasshoppers get $60/lb. Bug eaters might really go for those Mormon munchies.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 4 hoursMay 20, 2025 14:08:48 ago (+0/-0)

You keep thinking money is a factor in this agenda.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 hourMay 20, 2025 16:31:30 ago (+0/-0)

Given that Hernandez market appears to sell out of those when they have them, money is clearly not a factor. Beef is way less expensive than the bugs.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 8 hoursMay 20, 2025 10:13:23 ago (+1/-0)

If we convert Mormon Crickets to Christian Crickets, then it's all good, amirite?

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 8 hoursMay 20, 2025 09:48:38 ago (+2/-0)

The daily royal again...

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 8 hoursMay 20, 2025 09:48:33 ago (+2/-0)

you literally wish a plague of locusts on him.

What did he do? Call ya a faggot?

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 8 hoursMay 20, 2025 10:12:28 ago (+2/-0)

Called him by his name - queeri

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 9 hoursMay 20, 2025 08:54:39 ago (+3/-0)

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