Boner achieved - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

Boner achieved
submitted by ProudRebel to boats 8 hoursMay 19, 2025 14:06:54 ago (+26/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/9u4n0e.jpg

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 16:08:43 ago (+3/-0)

Needs to be painted black and docked near the bat cave.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 7 hoursMay 19, 2025 15:11:44 ago (+3/-0)

She's a byoot

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 7 hoursMay 19, 2025 15:31:03 ago (+2/-0)

“We’re gonna need a bigger condom”

Hey ProudRebel, I got two things to say to you, fucker.

#1 - Sorry. I apologize for pushing you in the water. There were many retards on the dock that night…, I chose you (and Helena) because I like you….because you can swim……no murder charges

#2 - Noticed a “private message” so I ignored it just like all the rest of them. Anything anyone has to say to me they say it to everyone or ignored.

#3 - That boat hasn’t been n the water for longer than some of the retards here have been alive. Some things live forever, other beings deserve demise.

#4 - How do you prefer your dead pig? Chops, loin, bacon, head cheese, pink mist?

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 2 points 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 16:32:21 ago (+2/-0)

You were missed by me my friend.

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 19:34:53 ago (+0/-0)

That MF isn't real.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 19:43:12 ago (+1/-0)

Send me a picture of your boner you stupid faggot fuck. Fucjing gay ass bitch. I’ll chop your cats head off. I’ll make a sandwich. I’ll toast it but then I’ll be so fucked up I’ll forget about the mayo or something. Then I’ll be eating it and I’m like why’s it so dry oh yes right the mayo but by then I’m done with it.

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:16:40 ago (+1/-0)

This is why I love this place……

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 8 hoursMay 19, 2025 14:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

As nice as that is...

THIS does a better job in achieving that particular goal:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/b4/b2/9bb4b2254eca6564a5fec6385b12a1c8.jpg

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 15:49:03 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, but can her tits fit under the Brooklyn bridge?

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 15:56:32 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know... But, I'm more interested in parking muh "boat" in that nice comfortable boat-slip, in between those beautiful tits...

[ + ] ProudRebel