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How Did These Dumb Fucking Beaners Not See That Those Masts Would Not Clear the Bridge? What a Bunchg of Fucking Retards!

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Beaners 10 hoursMay 17, 2025 23:33:06 ago (+20/-0)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cf-_7UZjGo



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[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 9 hoursMay 17, 2025 23:48:30 ago (+3/-0)

I heard their motor took a shit and the current drifted the ship backwards into the bridge.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 9 hoursMay 18, 2025 00:02:22 ago (+2/-0)

Worse, it was tugged into the bridge. Probably a nigger

https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/1923930669853667337?s=48&t=xbOgbANN4l0VVLDeQcd3lQ

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 hourMay 18, 2025 08:09:34 ago (+0/-0)

Youre right

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 9 hoursMay 17, 2025 23:56:35 ago (+1/-0)

Well, then I stand corrected.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 hourMay 18, 2025 08:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

It was moving too fast for current.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 9 hoursMay 17, 2025 23:59:40 ago (+1/-0)

Their navy is used to crossing rivers only 20' wide.
That bridge was built in the 1880s when we knew how to repel all pirates from Mexico.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 9 hoursMay 18, 2025 00:01:29 ago (+0/-0)

That's their newest vessel too

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 9 hoursMay 18, 2025 00:11:41 ago (+1/-0)

I work with the taco niggers. There is a whole lot of "not my problem" with these invaders.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 9 hoursMay 18, 2025 00:15:25 ago (+5/-0)

They knew what they were doing. This is terrorism with a side of tacos.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 9 hoursMay 18, 2025 00:27:09 ago (+2/-0)

If they knew EXACTLY what they were doing, they wouldn't have suffered so many injuries.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 9 hoursMay 18, 2025 00:29:23 ago (+2/-0)

They're just trying to make it look good. Never trust a mexicant.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 6 hoursMay 18, 2025 03:20:48 ago (+1/-0)

Beaners gonna pay to fix all the damage and then some. Or else firing up those drones.

[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 9 hoursMay 18, 2025 00:17:45 ago (+6/-0)

I'll take "What happens when your entire navy is comprised of DEI hires" for $100, Alex!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 hourMay 18, 2025 08:19:23 ago (+0/-0)

Is that bad in Mexico? I wouldn't even know.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 35 minutesMay 18, 2025 08:59:28 ago (+0/-0)

The Average Mexican's IQ is 95.

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 9 hoursMay 18, 2025 00:22:09 ago (+4/-0)

First and foremost- The boat was not under control of a tug or bay/harbor pilot.
Why not?
It should have been escorted by coasties or the local Sherriff.

I Need mOre context….

[ - ] Climhazzard 1 point 6 hoursMay 18, 2025 03:09:10 ago (+1/-0)

There is a tugboat. It's not like more boats in the water are going to help clear the mast for the bridge. They needed to just measure all this shit beforehand. A guy on the bridge? "This isn't going to make it."

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 hoursMay 18, 2025 01:24:51 ago (+0/-0)

Too busy thinking about Jesus and burritos.
Every time a Beamer fucks up its cause it was busy thinking about Jesus and burritos.
All they think about is Jesus and burritos.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 5 hoursMay 18, 2025 03:50:02 ago (+1/-0)*

"I don't always command a ship, but when I do I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends".

Random guy on the wharf been waiting his whole lift to get some ab-lib reporter on the scene screen time.

Mystery meat news reporter 'at a time like this You gotta ask yourself, is this real or is this fake?". Man, wtf!!.
'Reeee, it was just like a movie'.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2 hoursMay 18, 2025 07:30:41 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck! Is the bridge damaged at all? I have a sale pending!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 hourMay 18, 2025 08:03:25 ago (+1/-0)

This is the most mexican thing Ive ever seen.

They were almost certainly drunk

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 30 minutesMay 18, 2025 09:04:42 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't this happen with a pajeet ship last year too?
I swear all nons are the same