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SATAN in the sky, not the ground

submitted by kammmmak to whatever 15 hoursMay 16, 2025 10:00:53 ago (+23/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/rjjl8c.mp4



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[ - ] drstrangergov 7 points 15 hoursMay 16, 2025 10:30:47 ago (+7/-0)

clown world is crazy enough for this to be real.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 14 hoursMay 16, 2025 10:54:32 ago (+2/-0)

no they are working on it

[ - ] Love240 1 point 11 hoursMay 16, 2025 14:02:58 ago (+1/-0)

Did you doubt that it was?

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 14 hoursMay 16, 2025 10:54:39 ago (+2/-0)

If their plan is to dim the sun ONLY over the shitskins currently invading the UK, then I'm okay with this.

Just leave the rest of us out, thanks. Or get nuked.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 6 hoursMay 16, 2025 19:35:21 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds cool in practice. It'll somehow get fucked up and then everyone suffers

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 4 hoursMay 16, 2025 21:12:11 ago (+0/-0)*

C'mon bruh.

At the rate they're imploding and being over-run by shitskins that can't even read, the UK won't be able to keep the lights on and water coming out of the spigots, much less blot out the sun.

Just do the math and let not your heart be troubled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD3CC4z7WLw

By the time any 'plan' gets actually implemented, it will consist of hundreds of niggers being paid with taxpayer funds to throw shovelfuls of dirt into the air as hard as they can. And they'll either break or sell all of the shovels on the first day.

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 11 hoursMay 16, 2025 14:38:35 ago (+2/-1)

Obvious distraction is obvious.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 10 hoursMay 16, 2025 15:16:29 ago (+1/-1)

"Distraction" machine @ 100%.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 10 hoursMay 16, 2025 15:23:02 ago (+1/-0)

WHY do people feel the need to put their stupid faces on the screen, when showing SOMETHING ELSE?? I never watch this kind of shit. JUST SHOW THE THING!!!

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 7 hoursMay 16, 2025 18:41:12 ago (+1/-0)

Well there goes that EV utopian world.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 6 hoursMay 16, 2025 19:50:02 ago (+0/-0)

Can we kill them yet? No one on earth is going to convince me these are the good guys if you're a juror at their murder trial.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 1 hourMay 17, 2025 00:31:51 ago (+0/-0)

I kind of like the thought that they know their end is near so they're just spazzing out like "I got you fuckers big time!"

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 8 hoursMay 16, 2025 17:30:34 ago (+1/-2)

You can arbitrarily call anything "Satan" and Christ-Cucks will unthinkingly oppose it.

In other news, water is now called "Satan".

This is going to be hilarious!

[ - ] GreatSatan -3 points 8 hoursMay 16, 2025 17:43:36 ago (+0/-3)

Satan created the sun and everything we see. Hail Satan!