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If you can’t hold your breathe from A to B, you’re cooked🫵

submitted by bossman131 to random 9 hoursMay 15, 2025 15:42:18 ago (+14/-0)     (x.com)

https://x.com/NoContextHumans/status/1922981537194312007



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[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 8 hoursMay 15, 2025 16:08:14 ago (+5/-0)

Mid-30s, smoked 17 years:

It's 30 seconds. For the last five seconds, I'm definitely beginning the dying process.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 19:40:50 ago (+3/-0)

40,barely did it but I did it.barely. Pretty sure I've smoked longer.

New plan: make sure you can outrun whatever you need to hold your breath 31 seconds for.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 21:39:01 ago (+2/-0)

You two got to stop! I quit 20 years ago and I had no problem doing it. Older than both you fags
Supplement with astaxanthin but not vitamin A.

@chiro

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 22:01:31 ago (+0/-0)

What was your time?

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 1 hourMay 15, 2025 23:54:31 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah! What was your time!?

Of course, you're right. I really need to stop.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 22:05:57 ago (+1/-0)

lol, you got smoked by an 80 year old cat lady who's tits scrape the ground.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 hoursMay 15, 2025 22:34:24 ago (+1/-0)

that hasnt been confirmed yet.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 22:04:43 ago (+2/-0)

Mid 40's smoked for over 20 years and gave up smoking 7 years ago (I started smoking early). Made it to 1:30 and could have made it to 1:40 but I'm weak and I wanted to take a drink.

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 1 hourMay 15, 2025 23:55:45 ago (+0/-0)

Bullllshiiiiitttt

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 19:43:51 ago (+1/-0)

I went through it twice plus about 10 seconds...

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 21:23:34 ago (+1/-0)

I did it twice too. I've also smoked about a pack of cigarettes a day for the past 30 years.

When I was a teenager I could swim the length of our pool underwater four or five times. Probably can't anymore, but seems like I still have decent lung capacity.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 1 hourMay 16, 2025 00:02:34 ago (+0/-0)*

Pack-a-day smoker and reefer addict reporting in. No problem. Not even that big of a breath and I didn't even have to let out c02. Was this supposed to be easy or are you just trying to data-mine how many smokers are on here?

Update: Just tried again. Made it two loops (One from A to the video end, then kept going till B on the next loop.) Those last 10 seconds or so were hard, I'll admit.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 hourMay 16, 2025 00:00:45 ago (+0/-0)

Smoker since 1973, I completed the test- on the third try.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1 hourMay 15, 2025 23:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

this is a fat test. everything is a fat test. smokers can do this just fine.

[ - ] Dindu 0 points 2 hoursMay 15, 2025 22:18:30 ago (+0/-0)

I smoke alot and was able to do it. Very reassuring

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 22:00:55 ago (+0/-0)

Yay I’m awesome!

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 4 hoursMay 15, 2025 20:43:23 ago (+0/-0)

I smoke pot often and cigars occasionally, I could do the video and continue to hold I to the next countdown to 16 seconds before I had to exhale, was at 14 before I had to inhale.

38 years old

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 7 hoursMay 15, 2025 17:45:32 ago (+0/-0)

I did it.

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 7 hoursMay 15, 2025 17:41:52 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine you had this as a requirement to get hired for a job

[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 hoursMay 15, 2025 17:27:37 ago (+1/-1)

Common people. Start practicing. Should do at least a minute.

[ - ] Questionable_2 0 points 9 hoursMay 15, 2025 16:02:05 ago (+0/-0)

I guess I'm not done quite yet.