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Above the Law

submitted by Joe_McCarthy to OccidentalEnclave 10 hoursMay 15, 2025 13:44:28 ago (+0/-3)     (OccidentalEnclave)



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[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 6 hoursMay 15, 2025 17:23:50 ago (+1/-0)

I watched one of his 80's movies. It is like him breaking everyone's limbs with these terrible sound effects every scene. "Hey, friend..." CRACK SLAP CRACK "Sorry to break it to you".

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 6 hoursMay 15, 2025 17:25:35 ago (+0/-0)*

This was his first film. I prefer Van Damme or even Chuck Norris - but all of early Seagal is very good.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaq8yZqDzmEEsAMxhc-lcDGXapzMJehTc

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 6 hoursMay 15, 2025 17:35:04 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure about the timeline, they are all before my time, but a friend made me watch some jet li and tony ja shit and it was cool to see the acrobatics.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 20:50:52 ago (+0/-0)

Should watch everything up to Under Siege 2. 1988-1995.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 9 hoursMay 15, 2025 14:25:58 ago (+0/-0)

What are Jews, for $400, Alex?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 9 hoursMay 15, 2025 14:30:35 ago (+0/-0)

Ethnicity:

father – Ashkenazi Jewish

mother – English, German, distant Irish and Dutch

https://ethnicelebs.com/steven-seagal

Looks even less Jewish than, say, William Shatner.

Look at the photo at Ethnic Celebs though. He looks Asian. And he has stated, apparently wrongly, that he is both part injun and some kind of Russkie Mongol.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 10 hoursMay 15, 2025 13:51:59 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 10 hoursMay 15, 2025 13:47:43 ago (+0/-0)*

https://s3.reutersmedia.net/2016/11/03/img-rLYNXMPECA20I6-i1160102123-fh545-fw810.JPG

I mentioned here all the people I've been told I looked like and noted I was probably forgetting some:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=67ec4fbd39a00&commentid=67ec51b01b180

One I missed was a young Steven Seagal.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 hoursMay 15, 2025 18:12:14 ago (+0/-0)

Steven segal

I wouldn't brag about that

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 20:37:02 ago (+0/-0)

It all fits. He's friends with Putin, Putin gave him Russian citizenship, I look like him, I'm above the law thanks to technology.

What's not to brag about?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 20:37:40 ago (+0/-0)

he looks gross.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 20:39:05 ago (+0/-0)

NOW, yeah.