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We got a few carpenter ants and one of them got inside my shirt and fucked me up. Now I think everything is a carpenter ant.

submitted by Dindu to TellTalk 10 hoursMay 14, 2025 15:10:13 ago (+9/-0)     (TellTalk)



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[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 3 points 10 hoursMay 14, 2025 15:12:08 ago (+3/-0)

Horse Fly did that to me once.

Talk about PTSD everytime I went outside.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 hoursMay 14, 2025 15:16:41 ago (+1/-0)

Reminds me of a song.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 8 hoursMay 14, 2025 17:06:24 ago (+2/-0)

Jimmy crack corn?

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 10 hoursMay 14, 2025 15:17:59 ago (+2/-0)

you need to make sure no tree or shrub branches are touching the building if they are getting in, that'll stop em

[ - ] jsac 1 point 8 hoursMay 14, 2025 17:38:08 ago (+1/-0)

find a tick on your body.... i tripped for a week anytime i felt a body hair move...

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 8 hoursMay 14, 2025 17:05:41 ago (+1/-0)

Im getting itchy just thinking about it.

Honestly Ive been getting some ants in the house lately. A couple crawling up my leg or arm. 😬

But they are tiny, not carpenters.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 7 hoursMay 14, 2025 18:01:30 ago (+1/-0)

Im getting itchy

That's merely your scabies acting up again. Consider them little friends who think you're so adorable they just want to eat you all up!

[ - ] PostWallHelena -3 points 7 hoursMay 14, 2025 18:45:40 ago (+0/-3)

More evidence of your seething 24/7 over me. You should focus on yourself.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 6 hoursMay 14, 2025 18:48:18 ago (+1/-0)

Says the bitter hag who follows me around and seethes about every aspect of me including my mother, kek. SAD!

[ - ] Panic 1 point 9 hoursMay 14, 2025 16:24:44 ago (+1/-0)

Carpenter Ant? Did he bit your woodie? LOL

[ - ] shill1 0 points 4 hoursMay 14, 2025 21:22:55 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve noticed there’s no more ants around that bite you. I always have ants around my house and I haven’t been bitten by any of them in years.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 hoursMay 14, 2025 18:34:49 ago (+0/-0)

Tried ant crystals around the perimeter of your house?