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[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly 4 points 3 hoursMay 14, 2025 12:58:55 ago (+4/-0)

As someone who actually owns a cemetery (small, only platted as 1/2 acre), I can promise you this is so completely wrong.


Let me just say ... good luck with that.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 2 hoursMay 14, 2025 13:40:11 ago (+2/-0)

What if the family member isn't a so-called "loved one"? Can I still get away with this plan?

Please answer soon. Because my wife, that cunt, could have a fatal accident any day now.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 hoursMay 14, 2025 12:59:57 ago (+2/-0)

Did she buy those eyebrows at a gas station? Does she not own a mirror? As for her legal 'revelations':

The concept of cemeteries evolved from early burial practices outside city limits and within churchyards, influenced by religious beliefs and the need to manage space. The practice of designating specific burial grounds outside cities can be traced back to the ancient Greeks. In Europe, the church took control of burials, and churchyards became common burial places.

In California, it's illegal to bury a dead human body outside of a licensed and permitted cemetery. Minimize your prison time by at least having the person officially declared dead of non-murder causes before you bury them.

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 2 hoursMay 14, 2025 14:05:35 ago (+1/-0)

gab ghaae

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 hoursMay 14, 2025 14:04:58 ago (+1/-0)

Do they have to be loved?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 hoursMay 14, 2025 13:33:29 ago (+1/-0)

Gist: Bury family members in your back yard and no longer pay property taxes. Any body know if there's any truth to this??

That fact that someone is stupid enough to post something like this amazes me but that someone else actually considers it possible is on a another level of complete stupidity.

Yes, cemeteries have to pay property taxes which is why so many of them go broke and are left abandoned. After all the grave sites are sold there is no longer any money to be made so the owners default on it. This is much more common than anyone realizes.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 4 hoursMay 14, 2025 12:12:58 ago (+1/-0)

Dont trust this bimbo

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 4 hoursMay 14, 2025 12:19:49 ago (+1/-0)

It would be worthwhile looking up legal justification she is claiming supports this. Once you find something worthwhile then consult legal professional.

If true, then you could simply bury a few funeral urns with ashes inside to qualify.

You know Jews would be using this loophole nationwide if it was legit.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2 hoursMay 14, 2025 13:59:06 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe there is some sort of technicality about burying family on your property in some state. But it doesn’t apply to 50 states ffs. She couldn’t be bothered to say where such a law might be applicable. Its def not federal law. Everything she said from start to finish was misinformation. (Before ww1 we buried people in cardboard?) Dont take legal advice from Ms Microblade 2024. Why is that nigger grinnin’ and nodding on a loop? This is conservatard bait. You can’t even bury you family member on your property in most places. Zoning is a thing. Dumping dead bodies all over the place can be a health threat.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 hoursMay 14, 2025 13:48:37 ago (+0/-0)

Stop being misogynistic. How are the rest of us terrible, stupid men supposed to learn if you are just as disrespectful to your own?

Do better

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 hoursMay 14, 2025 14:00:24 ago (+0/-0)

Hating fake people isn’t misogynistic dude. Youre looking pretty thirsty.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 hoursMay 14, 2025 14:21:04 ago (+0/-0)

Strawmanning won't work on me.

She's not my type physically nor mentally.

...and, you can't see a joke when it slaps you in the face with it's dick.

You called her a bimbo, that's name calling and misogynistic!

You demand a lot of others, can't meet your own standards. Then you make excuses for your abhorrent hypocrisy because in your mind it's fine when you do it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 hourMay 14, 2025 14:59:59 ago (+0/-0)

Youre the one whose strawmanning. Bimbo is not misogynistic. Tired of your faggotty whining. Give your feelies a rest, pal.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2 hoursMay 14, 2025 14:02:46 ago (+0/-0)

"BOOT HILL" was around long before WWII

[ - ] Darwintroll 0 points 3 hoursMay 14, 2025 13:19:29 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder if she is disinfo'ing the nigger legions, like that ATM scam from a few months ago that fucked a whole lotta dipshits. Let them keep digging their holes deeper.
Go on Daquon, bury your homie in the back yard and claim cemetery status; let the cops know where all those bodies are buried.