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[ - ] lord_nougat -1 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 20:22:43 ago (+0/-1)

Nigger.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:08:28 ago (+0/-0)

Bro are you seriously posting about getting your hair did?

Go back to jail.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 23:33:26 ago (+0/-0)

I'm only doing it to make baldfags salty, looks like it's having the desired effect.

[ - ] beece 0 points 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 20:03:22 ago (+0/-0)

2 words for the graduate: Locks of Love.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 23:00:31 ago (+1/-0)

There's some scam with Locks of love. My wife quit giving them hers and went with some other charity. I can't remember what the drama was and I'm not asking her right now because she's mad.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1 hourMay 13, 2025 23:30:09 ago (+1/-0)

They don't donate the wigs made from the hair donated to them, they sell them and give a portion of the profit to "cancer research". Same thing with Wigs for Kids. Long story short it's all bullshit and lies.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 9 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:48:43 ago (+1/-0)

You’re lucky some nigger didn’t rump chump you in the county and hold onto your long hair like sleigh reins. You must be ugly as shit if ol’ Tyrone didn't try to put the Kool Aid lipstick on you and front knot your t-shirt, you Fabio-headed mothefucker.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:09:30 ago (+2/-0)

Oh, I'm sure you'd have been way more their type than my ugly ass. I don't know how they'd tolerate that god awful accent you're cursed with, but I'm sure you'd volunteer a solution in exchange for two soups and a breakfast tray.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 22:58:31 ago (+0/-0)

heh heh Ray Ramano got on erybodys nerves that day in jail.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:38:53 ago (+1/-0)

I never knew pubic hair could get that long.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:04:34 ago (+2/-0)

I figured there was only one way to find out.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 22:56:52 ago (+0/-0)

My pubes are long af. Looks like a turtle head sticking out of a bush!

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:05:41 ago (+1/-0)

panties

And everybody clapped

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:17:08 ago (+1/-0)

Those weren't panties...

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:56:06 ago (+1/-0)

Used to have 30 inch head hair as a kid. All seven barbers at the army induction center gathered around the guy cutting it off and were quite excited at the scene.

Tried to grow it again around 20 years ago, but it was too annoying. Got clippers during the covid hoax and now trim it to 16mm, beard 5mm, mustache uncut.

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:56:14 ago (+1/-0)

Dear god, you really are a redneck.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 20:21:34 ago (+0/-0)

Flatterer.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 22:54:58 ago (+0/-0)

Us rednecks are the best people...til we ain't kek

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 23:27:10 ago (+0/-0)

Hey I resemble that remark!

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 9 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:49:51 ago (+2/-0)

Took like 12" off about a year ago, it still not grown all the way back but its getting there

[ - ] Eliack 2 points 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:06:16 ago (+2/-0)

I don't believe you. Attach a "before" picture in your post.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 5 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:32:56 ago (+5/-0)

I'm fairly pleased to report that after looking through the photos from my phone I don't have a single selfie or one taken of myself.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:57:53 ago (+5/-0)

This is a good sign because having selfies on your phone means you are a faggot.

This is basic science and has been proven by extensive faggot research.

[ + ] Eliack

[ - ] Eliack 2 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:29:13 ago (+2/-0)

Verily, Peckerwood has made a good name for himself today.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 20:19:26 ago (+1/-0)

Dat how he do.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:11:29 ago (+2/-0)

Grats on being less of a dirty hippy!

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:35:11 ago (+2/-0)

25" of ass hair

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 10 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:00:57 ago (+3/-0)

25" is some long ass hair.

I've always went back & forth on mine. There were times I kept long hair and there where times I stayed clean cut, like right now.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:12:38 ago (+5/-0)

Oh my GOD! He trimmed his ASS HAIR?! I missed that part!!

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:49:05 ago (+1/-0)

With that much hair, he could have had the traditional 'dung dreads'.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:56:51 ago (+2/-0)

Which is the same as regular dreads, only slightly less disgusting!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 22:53:20 ago (+0/-0)

Dingle berry dreads lol

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 10 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:06:35 ago (+4/-0)

That's what I do. I've been growing it out since the coof, but after getting out of county I was needing a change.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 9 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:16:15 ago (+3/-0)

Grow it long, shave it off, life is hard, never soft, I need a change and I need it quick, before it makes me sick - Van Halen - Feelin'

When my mother took sick back in 2012 it took its toll on me. She died in '13 and I just let my hair and beard go. 4 years later I looked like a Hells Angel biker. I've never had a beard that big. It was a glorious beard. I'm usually clean shaven. Nobody recognized me and were shocked when they found out it was me. I know it felt good to shave all that shit off. I've ben clean shaven and neat cut since until a couple months ago my brother OD'd and died. Now my beard is back and hair growing, although I've kept it neat. Summers almost here so I'm gonna try and cut this miserable shit off. Don't get me wrong, it looks nice. Just too damn hot

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 10 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:06:30 ago (+3/-0)

25 two inch long hairs, each cut exactly in half.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 10 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:07:35 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah right, it's still way longer than that.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:11:53 ago (+3/-0)

Sorry, I misunderstood. I think I've got it now:

1 fifty inch long hair, cut exactly in half.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:05:12 ago (+2/-0)

Lengthwise

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:50:16 ago (+1/-0)

I assumed he was talking about the width of your hair

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 20:46:41 ago (+1/-0)

Obviously.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 8 points 9 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:15:58 ago (+8/-0)

You could have went for the ultimate Mullet!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 9 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:25:47 ago (+7/-0)

The mullet has came back over the last 5 years. Most of the kids on my kids sports team have mullets and opposing teams have a lot of them too. I think its glorious. Its a white culture haircut that drives lefty retards mad. I had a mullet for a long time. lol More like an Uncle Jesse/Eddie Van Halen mullet, but mullet, nonetheless.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:12:08 ago (+3/-0)

I want to get a Hitler haircut. I think I will.

[ + ] beece

[ - ] beece 1 point 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 20:02:12 ago (+1/-0)

Never work for me unless I dyed the blonde to be black. Nope.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 20:16:00 ago (+0/-0)

Blonde is for chicks! Based Aryan men are blond with no E. You girl!

But I am still envious of your girly hair. Mine's black, with lots of white streaks in it now. Should maybe still work.