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I found a man

submitted by Storefront to whatever 14 hoursMay 11, 2025 18:09:00 ago (+55/-2)     (whatever)

He plays guitar as a pro, works in logistics and engineering, is a redhead and loves Jesus. He raised 4 white kids real good, all are in or just out of college, all are engineers. He is kind, sweet and gentle, and very very based on Jews and Nogs. I already cooked him a few good meals to prove my worth, and cleaned up his house while he had to take a work call. It's out there folks. I hope this is the one for me, but believe in it for yourselves. If it's not, and it doesn't work out, it's OK because he gave me faith. He's coming to my church with me next week but goes to his own.

Love and peace to you all this mothers day and please pray for my good luck. If you hate religion and prayer, just hope we do well. I am trying for the best things in life, a good white life and white future. 😌


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 14 hoursMay 11, 2025 18:21:00 ago (+6/-0)

I play semi-professionally, and just cleaned my own house! Clearly the better choice. Oh well.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 15 points 14 hoursMay 11, 2025 18:28:52 ago (+15/-0)

While I've waited my whole life for a man named Anus Expander, I'm giving this redbeard a go.

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:16:23 ago (+3/-0)

Never trust a man with a red beard around your anus.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 12 hoursMay 11, 2025 20:22:00 ago (+0/-0)

LOL

[ - ] BoozyB 4 points 14 hoursMay 11, 2025 18:23:54 ago (+4/-0)

Congratulations and blessings.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 10 points 14 hoursMay 11, 2025 18:26:26 ago (+12/-2)

[ - ] Storefront [op] 4 points 14 hoursMay 11, 2025 18:27:35 ago (+5/-1)

Lol

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 13 hoursMay 11, 2025 18:50:31 ago (+1/-0)

If someone can't manage their own body don't listen to them about anything

and never listen to niggers especially

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 6 hoursMay 12, 2025 02:01:25 ago (+0/-0)

I was the only one who downvoated your comment. Op wrote something outside of meme universe and you still had to shove a nigger into it with a current meme psyop.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 14 hoursMay 11, 2025 18:29:53 ago (+5/-0)

GLHF!

[ - ] Storefront [op] 1 point 14 hoursMay 11, 2025 18:32:34 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you babes!

[ - ] Aze 10 points 13 hoursMay 11, 2025 19:06:22 ago (+10/-0)

Good for you. I wish you the best.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 13 hoursMay 11, 2025 19:09:51 ago (+1/-0)

💪

[ - ] SumerBreeze 5 points 13 hoursMay 11, 2025 19:29:06 ago (+5/-0)

Grats, God bless you guys

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 13 hoursMay 11, 2025 19:30:04 ago (+4/-0)

Good luck.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 12 hoursMay 11, 2025 20:13:14 ago (+4/-0)

Wow now we know where youve been lately. Good luck, he sounds like a keeper.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 1 point 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 20:59:52 ago (+1/-0)

Here we gooooo thank you darling 0/

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 12 hoursMay 11, 2025 20:21:17 ago (+4/-0)

What a wonderful mother's day for you. Congratulations! \O/

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 20:42:29 ago (+2/-0)

Good luck and have lots of beautiful white babies! (That will kill lots of black demons)

[ - ] Storefront [op] 4 points 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:09:52 ago (+4/-0)

We have six white babies between us. If we have more it'll be a great big miracle.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 10 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:49:01 ago (+1/-0)

A wonderful miracle!

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 6 points 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 20:49:04 ago (+6/-0)

glad that you found a man. hope and pray that he is the right one for you. be slow with him try not give yourself easily because you might regret it. well, you are a grown up lady so i really wish you best. being alone/single sucks but remember everything happens for a reason.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 0 points 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

You're not wrong. I'm ready to throw myself in a good man's arms. So I am pacing myself. Much appreciated.

[ - ] puremadness 5 points 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 20:50:26 ago (+5/-0)

This dude owes us all a beer for training you.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 6 points 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 20:59:19 ago (+6/-0)

I'll be sure to bring this up on our 1 millionth date.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:04:11 ago (+1/-0)

Good!

Hope it works out.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 2 points 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:08:49 ago (+2/-0)

Congrats!

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:22:41 ago (+1/-0)

as if it would be hard to find a man, there are men everywhere

[ - ] Storefront [op] 1 point 10 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:55:18 ago (+1/-0)

So sez you!

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 10 hoursMay 11, 2025 22:16:06 ago (+0/-0)

I am not looking for a man, I am a man. I have two sons, I have no use for one of them. But I see them all over everywhere I go, there's some guys there.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:30:42 ago (+3/-0)

Praying for your happiness.

Usually for the first six months people are love-drunk and then after that they have a more level view.

He sounds like a good person.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 11 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:33:16 ago (+2/-0)

Best wishes for you both. Don’t try to force anything, just go with the flow.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 1 point 10 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:55:01 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 10 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:44:06 ago (+2/-0)

That’s great! As your mother, I am very excited to get this news on Mother’s Day.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 0 points 10 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:54:48 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks mom. Happy mothers day lolololol

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 10 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:56:20 ago (+2/-2)

Congratulations, very cool, and I hope you both stop worshiping a jew someday!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 10 hoursMay 11, 2025 22:17:24 ago (+1/-0)

Good for you.

All the best.

[ - ] WillisJaxson 3 points 10 hoursMay 11, 2025 22:17:49 ago (+3/-0)

Happy for you!
Just out of curiousity, did any of the goats' advice you received last month when you asked for help finding a man contribute directly to you finding one?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 10 hoursMay 11, 2025 22:21:14 ago (+5/-0)

AYO NOW ALL U GOTTA DO IS GET THE BOTTOM SURGERY

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 9 hoursMay 11, 2025 22:59:16 ago (+1/-0)

What I'm wondering is, since he's so based and all, which one of the goats on here is going to fess up to being a redhead with a new gf!? LOL


Edit: If he's Not already on here, are you going to introduce him to us? What name are we going to give him? Storekeeper?

[ - ] Flanders 0 points 8 hoursMay 12, 2025 00:33:45 ago (+0/-0)

Great for both of you, and the kiddies, too! Everyone here wishes the very best for all of you.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 8 hoursMay 12, 2025 00:02:03 ago (+2/-0)

Congratulations. How did you two meet?

🥳

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 hoursMay 12, 2025 00:28:28 ago (+0/-0)

/me looks around for his bag of fucks

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 7 hoursMay 12, 2025 01:24:22 ago (+0/-0)

I gave it to my homeless buddy, thought he might need it more

[ - ] CoinQuest 0 points 7 hoursMay 12, 2025 00:59:22 ago (+0/-0)

That is great news to wake up to! Good for you. Enjoy! Love is what makes life worth living.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 7 hoursMay 12, 2025 01:31:04 ago (+0/-0)

Has he, you know, made a move on you?

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 7 hoursMay 12, 2025 01:33:12 ago (+2/-0)

Remember OP, If a man rails you over the bed he's highly attracted to you, but if he kisses you on the forehead he's in love with you.

Being a religiotard, he might be easy to manipulate, good luck with your second chance.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 hoursMay 12, 2025 01:38:15 ago (+1/-0)

is that true?

he kisses you on the forehead he's in love with you.

oh no now I feel bad. I said it was weird.

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 2 hoursMay 12, 2025 06:26:16 ago (+0/-0)

Is he divorced or a widower?

Divorced people are not marriage stock, they are damaged goods.

Have fun with your divorce. How many will that be for you?