God dammit fuck shit Jesus. I had to kill a little baby bird just now. I am so fucked. This sucks ass. - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

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God dammit fuck shit Jesus. I had to kill a little baby bird just now. I am so fucked. This sucks ass.
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to TellTalk 22 hoursMay 11, 2025 15:35:35 ago (+6/-3) (TellTalk)

I have all these areas around my house where the birds build nests. I go around and knock the nests down before they’re completed. I knocked a nest down this morning that had two eggs in it, whatever. Just now I knocked a nest down and a little baby bird with no feathers, a little pink bird, fell out Ont the ground and was squeaking. I a had to crush it with the end of the broom. I had to. What could I do otherwise, I had just destroyed its home.
Fuck. I should have looked up into the nest and made sure. If I had done that and saw the little baby bird, I would have let it go and left it alone.
Fuck. Fuck. God dammit. Fuck.

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[ - ] observation1 4 points 22 hoursMay 11, 2025 15:50:47 ago (+4/-0)

Had that happen to me under different circumstances when I was 12. The things are not easy to kill unless you have a good plan. Meaning I accidentally tortured it briefly before committing the right way. It's tormented me enough over the years that I now have an action plan for all my animals if they need to be snuffed immediately.

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 17 hoursMay 11, 2025 20:59:04 ago (+1/-0)

Isn't it interesting that you've been tormented yet niggers would never feel that emotion and wouldn't understand what you mean. They'd be looking for justification to kill but only because they've seen others frown on it, not because they have any inkling it's wrong to kill. THEY DON'T!

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 20 hoursMay 11, 2025 17:07:22 ago (+3/-0)

Damn, I had to do the same because the nest was built in a crook of our downspout. Those things get heavy over time and pull the spouts out. When I knocked it down, I saw two Robin eggs in there. Bothered me even more because the mother saw it happen.

High time we start killing nonwhites in response to the actual evils we have to do to stay alive.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 16 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:49:01 ago (+0/-0)

Always pay it forward⚡️⚡️

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:50:16 ago (+3/-0)

stop fucking with the nests

[ - ] HomerSampson 3 points 22 hoursMay 11, 2025 15:48:31 ago (+3/-0)

Why are you ripping out bird nests?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:08:06 ago (+2/-0)

Because they build up under my eves and shit all over my siding. I don’t disturb the tree nests, duh. I just can’t have birds shitting all over my a 10k exterior paint job. Fuck that.

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 17 hoursMay 11, 2025 20:24:58 ago (+1/-0)

What kind of paint/siding do you recommend?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 16 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:54:18 ago (+0/-0)

I love Hardi Plank products.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 20 hoursMay 11, 2025 17:11:16 ago (+2/-0)

I CURSE YOU UNTO THE NTH GENERATION

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:49:16 ago (+2/-0)*

That's nothing. Let me know when you accidentally run over a small rabbit with your lawn mower because their nest was on the edge of a utility box. When you see the rabbit's body ripped open you notice the heart still beating for a few more seconds before it stops.

Then the other small rabbits and their mother run away, their home and family unit now destroyed.

(Fuck, that still stings.)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 15 hoursMay 11, 2025 22:11:15 ago (+1/-0)

The baby birds ghost is gonna climb into your anus and make one of your hemorrhoids explode. I'd call a doctor now!

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 12 hoursMay 12, 2025 01:21:39 ago (+1/-0)

I think it already did. I had a bit of blood on the TP just now, even after the bidet wash. Fuck. I’m gonna die. Fuck.

[ - ] PuddinTame 1 point 18 hoursMay 11, 2025 19:39:33 ago (+1/-0)

One less flying reptile to shit on your head later.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 20 hoursMay 11, 2025 17:41:25 ago (+1/-0)

Barn Swallows. Nasty mother fuckers.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:38:24 ago (+1/-0)

Aw well, for all you know it was minutes away from being something else's lunch. You didn't do it with malice, don't let it get to ya. It's spring, there's gonna be plenty of baby birds around.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 16 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:50:02 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks man.✌️

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:33:23 ago (+1/-0)

This shows the empathy of the white man.

A nigger would have burned it alive and laughed.

A jew would have blamed it for the falseacaust and raped it to death.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:28:33 ago (+1/-0)

I know that feel. It sucks. Around here, a big issue is turtles. Mainly red or yellow-eared sliders and box turtles. In the spring they cross roads trying to get to the lake or creek or wherever they go, and you have to watch out when driving. We try to stop. And rescue as many as we can, as well as lots of other kind-hearted whites around. Once I ran over one. Fuck that sucked. Ever ran over a turtle? That crunch sound is terrible!

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 22 hoursMay 11, 2025 15:56:38 ago (+1/-0)*

What a dumbass.

You realize that birds are amazing, natural, and free pest controllers on your property?

Natural Pest Control: Birds that Eat Mosquitoes

- https://oh-deer.com/attract-mosquito-eating-birds/

They will patrol your property 24-7-365 for free. All you have to deal with spray washing some potential bird shit from areas near your home... if it is even needed. You can even setup bird houses away from your house to minimize it.

Farmers have known the true value of birds for hundreds of years - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plEiYcTtDu0

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:05:27 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck you. I know this. I fucked up this time.

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 16 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:09:49 ago (+1/-0)

Don't let this bother you. Anyone who's followed you here or on old voat knows how you feel about animals. You had a bad day, make tomorrow better that's all.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 16 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:51:26 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks mang.

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 8 hoursMay 12, 2025 05:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

😊

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 16 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:52:46 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks mang.

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:20:46 ago (+0/-0)

- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-EtR7N-waBw

You could have cared for that baby bird with crushed meal worms, or small insects. Doing that would have ensured you keep them around.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 22 hoursMay 11, 2025 15:51:56 ago (+1/-0)

Before the little guy was born, he didn't exist. But yet it worked out for him. He experienced life and the love of his mother. Until you came along. And now he doesn't exist again. I'm sure it will work out again.. until it doesn't.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 22 hoursMay 11, 2025 15:47:50 ago (+2/-1)

What are you 8?

Grow up and be a Man ffs

Whites are raped and murdered daily and you have more empathy for this animal.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:08:56 ago (+1/-0)

Read what you wrote about empathy and then fuck off.

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:09:56 ago (+0/-0)

That you have more empathy for soulless animals than Whites. I SAID IT CLEARLY

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 16 hoursMay 11, 2025 21:06:34 ago (+0/-0)

I've always been rather impressed by your feelings for animals, especially chickens. Animals are anything BUT soulless and he'd know that if he'd ever looked into the eyes of an animal. And having empathy for animals doesn't negate whatever empathy you may have for humans. That was a rather lame argument he made.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:19:49 ago (+0/-0)

What about anti bird nest technology? Discourage them from trying to build there in the first place.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 22 hoursMay 11, 2025 15:59:16 ago (+0/-0)

I go around and knock the nests down before they’re completed.

What the fuck were you expecting?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:04:45 ago (+1/-0)

I meant that I knock the nests down before anything was deposited in them, hence no killing.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 21 hoursMay 11, 2025 16:07:52 ago (+1/-1)

Seems like nigger tier behavior.