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Weird question... there are how many mosquitoes on the planet? X amount of them have X amount of human blood? Soo

submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 2 hoursMay 10, 2025 16:48:19 ago (+4/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

At any time how many hundreds of thousands of gallons of human blood is flying in the air? Any way to get a ball park figure? Including animal blood it is an insane amount of blood flying in the air like a blood cloud


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[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 hoursMay 10, 2025 17:40:37 ago (+1/-0)

they dont only harvest human blood

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 2 hoursMay 10, 2025 17:02:50 ago (+1/-0)

Only the females.
Male mosquitos don't feed on blood.
Female mosquitos can produce 2-3 fertile eggs without vampirism, but if they get a belly full of blood, they can lay 100k.
That's what compels them to attack a creature millions of times their size.
My uncle called it "the insanity of motherhood". lol

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2 hoursMay 10, 2025 16:59:35 ago (+1/-0)

I love smacking um while I'm riding the tractor.

Ruthlessly slaughtering parasites at work is fulfilling.

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 49 minutesMay 10, 2025 18:51:31 ago (+0/-0)

Mosquitoes are the most deadly creature on earth.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 58 minutesMay 10, 2025 18:42:49 ago (+0/-0)

Yes this is true. They make good food for birds. Its all cycle of life.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 2 hoursMay 10, 2025 16:50:53 ago (+0/-0)

Not fucking 4

4 is bad

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 32 minutesMay 10, 2025 19:08:56 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't know you were a chink.

Chinks think 4 is an unlucky number. Same with Zips and Japs.

Which type of asiannigger are you?