@system, are you ok? If you've been taken hostage by gay belly-dancers and can't reply, leave 1 knock for YES and 2 knocks for NO! - Upgoat

@system, are you ok? If you've been taken hostage by gay belly-dancers and can't reply, leave 1 knock for YES and 2 knocks for NO!
submitted by iSnark to AskUpgoat 11 hoursMay 9, 2025 22:54:07 ago (+6/-2) (AskUpgoat)

Seriously, @system, how are you? You OK?

[ - ] Trope 2 points 11 hoursMay 9, 2025 23:01:58 ago (+2/-0)

Sorry to hear about your little friend System. 🚬

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 10 hoursMay 9, 2025 23:23:36 ago (+0/-0)

Mugshot of the suspected gay belly-dancer that's holding @system hostage:

https://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/9973/fdfc86b3212346b0a877b422f2d222dc.jpg

Disclaimer: @system, we're not making fun of you. We're making fun with you.

It would be nice to see you more here on the site. :-)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 10 hoursMay 10, 2025 00:10:29 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't he say that he was burned out?

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 4 hoursMay 10, 2025 05:31:03 ago (+0/-0)

Belly-dancing is a hype in Europe. I bet America is not far behind.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 hourMay 10, 2025 08:32:08 ago (+0/-0)

dont do it bro

he has his asshole spread wide on the other side of the hole

[ - ] system 0 points 1 hourMay 10, 2025 08:54:16 ago (+0/-0)

All good 👍 Thanks for asking. Hoping to get more work done on upgoat 2.0 today.