The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. - Upgoat

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 18 hoursMay 7, 2025 17:57:21 ago (+43/-2) (whatever)

Jail sucks, don't go there. Got out today, currently drinking all the coffee and smoking all the cigarettes. Got a lot of catching up to do. If I never see another nigger or eat another honey bun that would be just fine with me.

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[ - ] Spaceman84 -2 points 16 hoursMay 7, 2025 20:43:24 ago (+1/-3)

Kys nigger poalfag

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 18 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:24:14 ago (+2/-2)

Solitary confinement can be not too bad... if you have a hard constitution and someone to talk to...

Helps if like me you like to read. I had a tablet. I got through Dostoevsky, Stendhal, Jack Black's and Jack London's hobo stories, etc., while in there. Their inclusion was no doubt a legacy of Arpaio's rule. I reckon they were intended to cultivate the criminal mind, even reform it in Black's case, but though deputies would flat out remove explicit info likely to be of use to terrorists from print books, this electronic fare just made me a better terrorist.

Food can suck though. That was also something of a legacy of Arpaio's rule. Though a deputy told me they used to serve pizza and stuff. An inmate sued claiming it made him fat - so they went back to the slop.

One thing I've noticed is both the jails and homeless shelters serve the same cut rate beans and rice staples. A nigger gangbanger from Chicago told me the food served to the dogs cost the jail more to prepare.

Mostly just try to stay out of GP if you ever go. The hoods beat you up if you don't do stuff for them.

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 10 hoursMay 8, 2025 02:01:25 ago (+0/-0)

did you have any fun jail stories?

if we ever get rounded up, i cant wait to be in a prison gangs with you guys.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 9 hoursMay 8, 2025 03:06:03 ago (+0/-0)

Welcome back peckerhead

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII 0 points 8 hoursMay 8, 2025 03:57:51 ago (+0/-0)

Welcome back pwp.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 10:01:12 ago (+0/-0)

People always have to exaggerate. They can't help it

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 17 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:59:02 ago (+1/-0)

You should have traded the honey buns for coffees.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 22:40:11 ago (+2/-0)

No coffee in this county.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 17 hoursMay 7, 2025 19:08:49 ago (+1/-0)

Sue, and then have that time you did put towards future crimes.

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg -1 points 17 hoursMay 7, 2025 19:37:10 ago (+0/-1)

Then kill the next nigger that walks by.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 23:07:47 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 17 hoursMay 7, 2025 19:19:00 ago (+2/-0)

I didn't even get a post card!

[ - ] DARTH_VARIANT 2 points 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 21:35:16 ago (+2/-0)

I hope you didn’t drop the soap…..

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 22:41:05 ago (+2/-1)

I did once just to see what would happen. Turns out that's just a myth.

[ + ] Eliack

[ - ] Eliack 2 points 8 hoursMay 8, 2025 04:14:00 ago (+2/-0)

just to see what would happen

fag

[ - ] PenisEnvy 2 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 22:07:40 ago (+2/-0)

Good luck niggerfaggot

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 23:24:38 ago (+2/-0)

...I can relate...just think of the inconvenient disruption of your freedom as a social experiment...at least you're back.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 23:32:38 ago (+2/-0)

You’re too old for jail, I am too. Time to knock that stuff off brother.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 11 hoursMay 8, 2025 00:59:45 ago (+2/-0)

How was Bubba? He treat you well?

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 12 hoursMay 8, 2025 00:24:14 ago (+3/-0)

I thought you were on house arrest for dui. Why jail?
Welcome back to the world. Hope you don't miss your jail husband, Tyrone, too much

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 16 hoursMay 7, 2025 20:03:28 ago (+5/-0)

Did you kill Con77??

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 6 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 22:35:16 ago (+6/-0)

Nope, I can give him a call tomorrow though

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 23:10:09 ago (+4/-0)

You have his number for real? If so, check on him, get the lowdown then get back to us.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 23:33:49 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, we've spoken a few times and occasionally text. Us Florida men gotta stick together. I know he was back on his bike after his last wreck, hopefully he's doing alright and just taking a break. I'll let y'all know what I find.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 23:41:50 ago (+4/-0)

Thanks. Glad you made it back in one piece, niggerfagit

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 12 hoursMay 8, 2025 00:08:04 ago (+2/-0)

I've got proof of life, he'll be back when he's ready. That's all I can say, I'll let him explain his absence if he chooses to.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 12 hoursMay 8, 2025 00:11:52 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks, man. Was wondering about him.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 11 hoursMay 8, 2025 01:21:09 ago (+1/-0)

No worries, glad I could get ahold of him. I was concerned when I saw people wondering about him.

[ + ] Dindu

[ - ] Dindu 3 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 23:45:22 ago (+3/-0)

Perry I'm going to give you my phone number but you guys cannot get me in trouble. That means no motorcycles and no jail.

Was worried about you buddy. Sorry about the bad experience

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 12 hoursMay 8, 2025 00:06:41 ago (+2/-0)

Hey, I don't get in trouble. Trouble gets into me.

I'm ok. No need to worry, I knew I was going in, but I didn't tell anyone before hand because it would have made for an easy dox. No worse for the wear though.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 12 hoursMay 8, 2025 00:27:07 ago (+1/-0)

Oh fuck! You gotta call him, he's been missing after repeatedly doxxing himself and his family members

[ - ] CoronaHoax 5 points 16 hoursMay 7, 2025 20:19:05 ago (+5/-0)

Shiloh Hendrix is now the world’s leader against niggers and Jews

Donate to her war chest fund

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 10:21:00 ago (+2/-0)

I think he has his own life to worry about at the moment.

[ - ] ProudRebel 5 points 16 hoursMay 7, 2025 20:28:43 ago (+5/-0)

It's good to have you back. You were missed!

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 22:35:29 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks!

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 6 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 22:31:49 ago (+6/-0)

Those Honey Buns must have been absolute shit. The convenience store ones are decent even after sitting for months.

Welcome back Nigger_Fag.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 7 points 18 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:09:40 ago (+7/-0)

Why jail?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 16 points 18 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:35:42 ago (+16/-0)

Because despite being clean and sober for almost a year I failed a drug test for the misdemeanor probation I am on for getting a DUI last June. Despite getting hair follicle tests proving I am clean, the test said positive so I had to do some time. Basically, the county uses inaccurate dip tests made by the lowest bidder and people go to jail for accidentally taking the cold and flu alka seltzer instead of the regular, which looks like xtc to the chinesium tests.

[ + ] Tallest_Skil

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 12 points 17 hoursMay 7, 2025 19:40:21 ago (+12/-0)

Well, fuck. Yet another reason to exterminate the current administrative system. Guess we shouldn’t expect anything else from the people who used PCR tests to search for something PCR tests literally cannot find, huh.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 7 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 22:37:30 ago (+7/-0)

Yeah, fuckery on all levels everywhere you look. I'll post more about it soon, it was a mind blowing experience. More sad than anything, it's a real fucking shame what's going on and I think I now have a perspective that most people don't.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 23:04:43 ago (+4/-0)

Try not to become as disillusioned with our species as I am. Glad you're back out.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 10:17:45 ago (+2/-0)

And funny how the guy that created the rest died soon after saying the PCR test shouldn't be used. Surely it's just a cohencidence and nothing nefarious.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 7 points 17 hoursMay 7, 2025 19:27:56 ago (+7/-0)

Sounds like the same quality control used for those brain tickler swabs from years ago

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 22:37:50 ago (+3/-0)

Yep, for sure

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 6 points 17 hoursMay 7, 2025 19:07:20 ago (+7/-1)

We all know lawyers are expensive, but that seems like a prime situation for hiring one.

I have testified on the hot seat as the technologist performing legal BAC testing, being cross examined is not fun. Dude's lawyer dug into the minutiae of the testing methodology and had me trying to explain to a bumpkin jury that a dilution factor of 1 just means there is no dilution.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 6 points 17 hoursMay 7, 2025 19:20:59 ago (+6/-0)

It's a probation hearing. Judge isn't gonna be all that unbiased.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 22:39:47 ago (+2/-0)

My wife's maid of honor is a criminal defense attorney. There was basically nothing that could be done. It would have been the same result if I spent 10k. The problem is the county. I'll post more about it soon.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 10:19:14 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck me, I guess you're not able to move away?

[ + ] Rowdybme

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 8 hoursMay 8, 2025 04:16:12 ago (+1/-0)

Every drug addict that failed a drug test has claimed it was the drug tests fault. I don't do drugs and I have to take tests all the time. I magically never fail them.

[ + ] jfroybees

[ - ] jfroybees 3 points 16 hoursMay 7, 2025 20:16:11 ago (+3/-0)

Get paperwork on the results of those tests if at all possible. Do they think you had someone piss for you who would burn in? Makes no sense except to extort you.

[ + ] Irelandlost

[ - ] Irelandlost 3 points 8 hoursMay 8, 2025 04:42:43 ago (+3/-0)

“If you drink or take any drugs even in your own home we’ll send you to prison. Welcome to the land of the free y’all”

Americans put up with some retarded forms of tyranny while insisting they’re somehow free.

[ + ] Rowdybme

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 8 hoursMay 8, 2025 04:14:49 ago (+0/-0)

Well if you know that much about it. Why did you take alka seltzer?

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 10:16:46 ago (+0/-0)

I guess there's no way to protest and ask for different kinds of tests?

[ - ] Trope 12 points 18 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:40:40 ago (+12/-0)

Did you happen to catch Con77 while you were locked up? He’s gone MIA too.

Neri has his photo for reference.

also, I hope you cleanup and start your business!

[ + ] Freespeechplease

[ - ] Freespeechplease 4 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 22:49:45 ago (+4/-0)

Maroonsaint has another photo, could really help you find him, nice zoomed in shot.

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The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 18 hoursMay 7, 2025 17:57:21 ago (+43/-2) (whatever)

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 18 hoursMay 7, 2025 17:57:21 ago (+43/-2) (whatever)