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Boss is irritable. I should have passed but I didn't trim up cleanly enough, so tonight I'm just shaving it all with a straight razor. Hope I don't knick myself. It would be embarrassing to show up to retake my penis inspection with little toilet paper spots on the cuts. Shows recklessness. My penis and bush has to be immaculate. Can't have techs out in the field with unruly penises, my boss always says.