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I havnt had vodka in years. Vodka is the shit

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 16 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:13:10 ago (+2/-0)     (whatever)

Bro sometimes you’re just not in the mode for liquor. But man. Vodka is like. It’s like water. It’s so easy to drink. Plus you don’t get all those beer calories. I ain’t trying to ruin all my cardio. I’m not even chasing it what’s the point? Here’s was going to beer and whiskey like a fuckjng retard.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 14 hoursMay 1, 2025 15:48:09 ago (+3/-0)

fuck that! I like Mezcal straight from the bottle, and if I get hungry I just eat the werm.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 14 hoursMay 1, 2025 16:18:15 ago (+2/-0)

Heads up, your spic is showing.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 13 hoursMay 1, 2025 16:42:24 ago (+1/-0)

Ups! I mean... Whoops!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 16 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:24:57 ago (+2/-0)

I prefer whiskey. All those little singed wood particles makes it healthier. More vitamins. More minerals!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 16 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:24:22 ago (+1/-0)

Ill bring get the vanilla beans if you bring the vodka.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 10 hoursMay 1, 2025 19:29:07 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like you started without him!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 10 hoursMay 1, 2025 19:42:26 ago (+1/-0)

Ha!

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 16 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:17:24 ago (+0/-0)

Can you tell the difference between say,Gray Goose & Skol vodka?

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 16 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:25:52 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. But it is only a subtle difference in the "burning" sensation that you get shortly after downing it.

Most people wouldn't be able to if they were out drinking shots to get drunk.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 15 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:28:06 ago (+0/-0)

I see, Thanks!

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 15 hoursMay 1, 2025 15:08:52 ago (+0/-0)

When you get used to it. Absolutely.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 15 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:31:18 ago (+0/-0)

Disgusting.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 8 hoursMay 1, 2025 22:17:24 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, yes you are. The only kind of alcohol that can make you look beautiful is CH3OH.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 15 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:58:56 ago (+0/-0)

I prefer Chopin when I make vodka sodas. And I only use Perrier or Pelegríno.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 15 hoursMay 1, 2025 15:08:30 ago (+0/-0)

Careful man. It's how I nearly fucked my liver.

Jus make sure ya take breaks and pace yourself. You are right it's like water when you get used to it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 13 hoursMay 1, 2025 17:17:27 ago (+0/-0)

Babbie tier. Drink bourbon like a man.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 8 hoursMay 1, 2025 21:47:40 ago (+0/-0)

Mh wife makes Kahlua from vodka. It's easy and yummy in coffee or over ice cream.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 8 hoursMay 1, 2025 22:08:14 ago (+0/-0)*

For a while I was on blue label Smirnoff, Kahlua, and a splash of milk. Then I got super cheap and lazy so now just cheap vodka and carbonated water. I modified my soda stream to fit a 20 lb CO2 tank.