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I broke my phone.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 17 hoursMay 1, 2025 13:22:18 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

You know I was at the Cellphone store trying to order a new one cause apparently they don’t keep iPhone whatever’s with tb in stock at a fuckkng PHONE STORE. Anyways I started saying racist shit about Indians. I didn’t mean to. It slipped out. Then I was like fuck it cats out of the bag. I proceeded to be as racist as possible. I think I said something along the lines of theyre smelly their whole country is a dump and their culture revolves around thievery. Which it does. I dropped my iPhones a thousand times through a decade plus but only once the fucking cow niggers work on my phone does it break when dropped. Anyways I thought it was interesting cause 2/3 of the cellphone people laughed. So idk. Being openly racist va the street shitters. Hell they probably know what I’m talking about. Anyways. Maybe you had to be there.


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[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 4 points 16 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:08:28 ago (+4/-0)

I broke my phone. And I liked it.
I hope those jeets at apple don't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
At the Iphone store; I'm the only racist in sight.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 16 hoursMay 1, 2025 13:44:56 ago (+2/-0)

Oh shit! I hope all your dick pics are backed up!

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 16 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:07:02 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder sometimes where all my dick pics ended up. When j was a kid j would jerk off for strangers in chat rooms. I didn’t realize till I was older it was probably for a bunch of creepy dudes. I remember one person just kept telling me. Let me see your face let me see your face. But even then I knew don’t show your face. Without your face they can never prove it was you. Man I’m so smahhhhht. I’m like da Vinci or something

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 14 hoursMay 1, 2025 16:14:32 ago (+0/-0)

Well this is disturbing.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 10 hoursMay 1, 2025 20:17:26 ago (+2/-0)

Hey man, make sure you buy a phone that's waterproof so that it will survive the buckets of jizz you will shoot when I send you my dick pics this time.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 17 hoursMay 1, 2025 13:31:17 ago (+1/-0)

You can still make fun of Asians and Indians.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 2 points 17 hoursMay 1, 2025 13:43:24 ago (+2/-0)

You know what it is. Every race has some redeeming quality. Right? Everyone. Their place but they have one good thing. Example-mexicans have kick ass food. Niggers-good at sports. Indians? Indians don’t have any. They have nothing to offer. Nothing

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 17 hoursMay 1, 2025 13:40:01 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking a it’s so hard to reply to comments. A fifth of screen is dead and every once in a while the bottom half will turn bright green and flash then it will migrate to the top then my whole phone will go slow motion. Indians are shit. I went to an Indian restaurant a nice suburban high healthcode version but even there I’m just thinking I bet there’s shit in this food. And I lost my appetite. I think I might hate Indians more than anyways else which is an accomplishment considering I see niggers every day. Idk. It’s a toss up I guess. Different reasons

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 16 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:06:53 ago (+1/-0)

I was wondering why I was unable to send you nudes.

[ - ] jfroybees 3 points 16 hoursMay 1, 2025 14:10:00 ago (+3/-0)

He prefers dicpics. The woman part of you might be problematic.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 15 hoursMay 1, 2025 15:04:24 ago (+1/-0)

No pussy!