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Real geologist proves the Earf is flat.

submitted by Master_Foo to EarthIsAFlatPlane 11 hoursApr 30, 2025 16:45:09 ago (+1/-2)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acFpic9jhGQ



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[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 0 points 8 hoursApr 30, 2025 19:32:21 ago (+0/-0)

Only thing flat around here is Foos head

[ - ] Bassman9000 0 points 10 hoursApr 30, 2025 17:34:39 ago (+0/-0)

If you conclude the earth is flat from that lecture you have problems.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 10 hoursApr 30, 2025 17:51:02 ago (+0/-1)

Did you watch it all the way through?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 10 hoursApr 30, 2025 17:32:29 ago (+0/-0)

Zentner valley is one of the prettiest places on earth. I don't really care if it's flat or round. Why cares, anyway? We've got gardens to tend. Why can't it be both? We'll call it schroedingers erf.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 8 hoursApr 30, 2025 19:59:21 ago (+0/-0)

If the Earf is globe shaped, there's the danger of rolling off it in your sleep.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 20:33:19 ago (+0/-0)

You haven't yet. Maybe you're the ubermensch!

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 20:41:07 ago (+0/-0)

The Ubermensch will live on a 6-Sphere Earf.
We only have to worry about falling off in our sleep.
The Ubermensch will have to worry about falling into the imaginary axis.

I wish you weren't an NPC, so you could understand this.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 20:54:20 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think anyone that isn't on 🍄 can understand this

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 20:58:37 ago (+0/-0)

There's a theory that human intelligence was kickstarted by apes that ate magic mushrooms.
Maybe you are decended from a branch that did not eat and, thus, therefore never became self-aware.
NPCs are still lost in the garden.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 21:00:28 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds like a stupid theory made up by someone who wants to justify taking mushrooms.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 21:05:20 ago (+0/-0)

I've never been interested in drugs.
But, then again, I'm self-aware, so psychadellics wouldn't fill a hole, because I already have what it would fill.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo -1 points 11 hoursApr 30, 2025 16:48:06 ago (+0/-1)

Shape doesn’t matter.

Finite habitable surface area does.