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Coaster posting

submitted by Scruffy to whatever 1 monthApr 27, 2025 20:28:13 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)

Got a good 4 1/2 hours at the park, 8 rides I think. I love riding coasters White men have designed and built more than I hate the increasingly-swarthy crowds. Lotta nigs, some hispanolas, a couple towel-heads. This park is in PA, no “teenager” fight crowds like down south (shame cause those parks have badass coasters I really want to do). Just general stupidity from all. But nice few hours, walking around outside on a beautiful day, crushing strong beers and riding some top-notch coasters.




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[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 2 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 21:51:55 ago (+2/-0)

If you can afford it get the go to the head of the line pass. Well worth at any park.

[ - ] Scruffy [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 22:05:12 ago (+0/-0)

Did today. Have top season pass for $380; half-price unlimited fastpass discounted to $37. 37?! Left first line after 10 minutes ha. Marathonned coasters after that.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 1 monthApr 28, 2025 08:39:26 ago (+1/-0)

Has anyone here rode the grandaddy cyclone at Coney? Big guy probably has.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 monthApr 28, 2025 07:40:21 ago (+1/-0)

When yunger I would spend all day at parks, riding the rollers over and over. Space Mountain was terrifying the first time, but then I rode it another dozen times.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 21:46:39 ago (+1/-0)

Hershey or dorney?

[ - ] Scruffy [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 21:55:27 ago (+0/-0)

Dorney isn’t open yet. Hershey is way beyond with coasters, and crowds. Did a day at Dorney last year, decent coasters. Talon invert is very good. Hydra should be awesome but the head banging.. Steel Force is old but amazing, missed night rides last year. That ole fucker does 70mph with a lil lap bar! I gotta hit Halloween season lapping til 10pm ha.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 21:44:03 ago (+1/-0)

Went to a coaster park last Friday. Was great!

PA. Almost entirely white.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 23:18:24 ago (+0/-0)

Not White enough. I grew up in westmoreland county. We had two nigger families move in when I hit high school. They had at least two girls knocked up and abandoned by senior year.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 09:37:10 ago (+0/-0)

That's why the KKK were faggots. Other than the gay ass names they used for rank.

Burn crosses? How about burn the niggers alive in their McMansion they somehow bought.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 09:52:12 ago (+0/-0)

Our niggers lived in the shittiest houses in the shittiest shithole town. They left the trailer parks because the White people there let the niggers know it was time to leave. Niggers cried to the government, and the government made us all pay to rent a house for them.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 21:20:04 ago (+1/-0)

We live a few miles from a major amusement park, it was great having annual passes for our kids growing up. This park also had to put in a teen rule because of niggers.
Take some lsd next time you go.

[ - ] Scruffy [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 21:28:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yep young niggers have been ruining it at many parks. Virginia’s, Carolinas’, Chicago. I don’t even think a visit to Maryland’s is worth it. Heard the Superman hyper is great tho.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 21:58:45 ago (+1/-0)

Carowinds, King's Dominion, Busch Gardens used to be fun spots.

[ - ] Scruffy [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 22:09:57 ago (+1/-0)

Now I gotta use my PTO not just for hours off but to avoid the groids.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 1 monthApr 28, 2025 01:26:03 ago (+1/-0)*

Growing up we went to both parks in carolina and the beach. Didn't go to BGardens until a few years ago or more. Used to be many Europeans would spend time in that part of Va.

I concur, though. You have to plan trips to the park now to avoid "the yutes." This is still one of my best coaster memories.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=nuzsGl5MDy4

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 20:58:23 ago (+1/-0)

drive the extra hour and go to cedar point.

[ - ] Scruffy [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 21:23:55 ago (+1/-0)

Fuckin love CPoint. Got a night, full day and half day last sept. Amazing park full of the best versions of coasters. I’m planning to spend big bux at Hotel breakers so I can down beers in the room/ take a nice nap and do night rides on a weekday.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 21:50:11 ago (+1/-0)

Millenial Force,

[ - ] Scruffy [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 22:00:28 ago (+0/-0)

Absolutely incredible. 300ft up looking over Lake Erie, plunge to 90mph. It’s really somethin.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 22:17:16 ago (+1/-0)

hell yeah! Not sure if you know this, but Valravn spells "Ohio" if you stand in the right spot. Not only did a firm engineer a coaster, but they also spelled the states name with it.

[ - ] Scruffy [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 22:28:13 ago (+0/-0)

Haha nice! Valv is certainly a great vert, 200ft! Another great night ride I got

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1 monthApr 27, 2025 20:40:50 ago (+1/-0)

Oddly, what I remember most about theme parks is just standing in line and enjoying the landscaping and talking to family. I haven’t been to an amusement park in ten years and am thinking of returning to one this summer. This time, I can actually afford the overpriced food and drinks.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 23:23:20 ago (+0/-0)

I lived about 20 minutes from an amusement park growing up, I hated it. Every summer, all summer, the main road in my town was gridlocked by fat, obnoxious tourists. The entire town was invaded by the smelly fuckers.

There were some benefits though, it was easy to find at least one girl who'd sneak off to spend time "being bad" with me.

[ - ] Scruffy [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 20:38:37 ago (+0/-0)

Got a bunch of rides on SkyRush, 200-footer, most intense coaster of “hypercoasters.” Got middle, rears and front seat rides. All great, but 2nd-last row left wing/ floorless is unreal. Coaster takes you up 200ft at ~20mph and sends you over the hill into the drop. In that row you’re lookin at the ground ~180ft below as the train accelerates and are thrown “upward” at prob -1.5G. Amazing experience every time.