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The (((Wikipedia))) article for the Blue Origin cunt catapult makes not a single mention of the Bezos capsule door debacle

submitted by SithEmpire to whatever 1 monthApr 27, 2025 06:00:55 ago (+16/-0)     (archive.md)

https://archive.md/ukRPO

The moment itself: Live broadcast (from 25:20)

Article: Archive / Present

Talk page: Archive / Present

Neither of those pages say ANYTHING about the capsule door opening easily from the inside like a German camp shower room. Neither say ANYTHING about who was the assistant next to Bezos (it was Sarah Knights, Blue Origin crew-member and New Shepard mission director), the purpose of approaching the ajar door, or what (if anything) was said before it closed.

The most charitable benefit-of-doubt is that Blue Origin also hasn't commented why Bezos had to lever open a capsule door which was clearly already free to move. However, the easily-observable FACT is that it moved, and that apparent gaffe has notoriety across the Internet which cannot be dismissed reasonably as not being notable enough.

For fuck's sake, there was footage from inside the capsule during the whole thing while it was up above Earth, so clearly Blue Origin have videos of what happened. There are tenuous-at-best third-party reasons why not to suspect gay fakery, but not a single official word. If they won't release the video which could prove it real (which we know they possess), it's as fake as a feminist's face.

If they're going to platform something like this worldwide, it's totally fair to apply the standard of fake until proven real.

Also I'm starting to hate companies/programs/websites using "Blue" in the name, it looks like a widespread code-word to signal commie compliance to the lefties and DIE movement.


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[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 11:06:32 ago (+3/-0)

The really funny thing about it is the idea that you would put people in a capsule that did not have any way for them to open the door from the inside is a completely stupid idea and it's how the early Apollo astronauts died on the test stand when they were locked inside a pure oxygen environment and couldn't get the door open themselves because it was bolted from the outside.

Little soda have bezos come up and pretend to have to open it from the outside is really portraying the worst possible engineering design decision that anybody could make.

[ - ] SithEmpire [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 21:45:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah it's fine that a capsule opens from inside, it just means the whole crowbar thing was fake and gay.

I have that explorer's dream of humans settling other planets, but all we get for now is a fake crowbar to a deluxe cunt cage.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 1 monthApr 27, 2025 10:28:47 ago (+6/-0)

jews all work together and protect each other