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the chick next door said she wanted to go cycling with me so I said ok.

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 daysApr 26, 2025 06:15:07 ago (+6/-6)     (img.gvid.tv)

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[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 2 points 3 daysApr 26, 2025 19:13:28 ago (+2/-0)

Women who like cycling or horseriding tend to be sluts, because the reason they like that hobby is that it allows them to stimulate their genitalia in public with an excuse that makes it not only acceptable but also laudable.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 daysApr 26, 2025 19:34:51 ago (+0/-0)

"tend to be lucky", I would say as it combines two pleasures!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 3 daysApr 26, 2025 07:14:11 ago (+2/-0)

I can see her nuts.

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 3 daysApr 26, 2025 15:11:48 ago (+1/-0)

Labia majora

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 daysApr 26, 2025 16:35:00 ago (+1/-0)

Queeri would shit himself if she even glanced in his direction

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 daysApr 26, 2025 19:35:09 ago (+0/-0)

Correct for once.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 daysApr 26, 2025 15:44:55 ago (+1/-0)

Don't talk to females who display their genitals in public.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3 daysApr 26, 2025 19:35:53 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I know what you mean. I just look (and look and look).

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 3 daysApr 26, 2025 15:17:34 ago (+1/-0)

Not gonna lie these posts amuse me.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 3 daysApr 26, 2025 14:40:04 ago (+1/-0)

Tell her your bicycle is broken and ask if you can ride her instead

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 daysApr 26, 2025 12:38:34 ago (+1/-0)

With luck,she hasn't dated any niggers!

Well Done!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 daysApr 26, 2025 08:59:53 ago (+2/-1)

You were able to keep up with your kick scooter?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3 daysApr 26, 2025 19:36:30 ago (+1/-0)

7/10

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3 daysApr 26, 2025 08:43:15 ago (+1/-1)

alright neri, now show us the picture of both of you, to prove that you are not bragging again - Lol