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HER SANCTUARY IS NOW ON SALE

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to music 5 daysApr 24, 2025 20:26:52 ago (+4/-0)     (music)



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[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 5 daysApr 24, 2025 20:51:20 ago (+2/-0)

I would definitely give Ian a good hair pullin’. He’s begging for it.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 5 daysApr 24, 2025 21:07:44 ago (+1/-0)

...my my, aren't we just a bit combative today, oh yeah, your "sanctuary" is overpriced

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 daysApr 24, 2025 21:14:42 ago (+1/-1)

Combative? Why would you say that? Is pulling hair combative? Maybe its combat for you. Im just enjoying a handsome head of hair, guy. Im telling you, he’d love it. He’d thank me for it. You shouldn’t be so uptight dude.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 5 daysApr 24, 2025 21:40:39 ago (+1/-0)

Why is it that whenever I suggest some therapeutic hair dragging you stomp all over me..."hair pulling" is suggestively violent whereas "hair dragging" is objectively amorous...the fact is PWH that more healthy White children are the direct product of constructive hair dragging...why just last week I dragged the wife by the hair into the garage and she was so turned on and excited that she didn't even realize that she was laying on top of a brand new chain blade for my chainsaw....that's true love and should you require illustrated instructions on how to initiate the primal process of prolonged passion I'd be more than willing to
offer you a discounted price on the shipping and handling charges for my #1 Best Seller, "What Women Really Need and Want"...but hurry, copies are selling quicker than my recipe for fermented egg yolks.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 5 daysApr 24, 2025 21:59:37 ago (+1/-0)

Wow thats a lot of words sweetie. Luckily I know what guys are good for, and it ain’t talking!! Listen, there’s no reason to work yourself up into such a jealous lather. You and Ian can pull each other’s hair while I watch! 😜

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 5 daysApr 25, 2025 00:01:19 ago (+2/-0)

Love me some The Cult. Fire Woman is my fav by them. The beginning always reminded me of summer

[ - ] dassar 1 point 5 daysApr 24, 2025 22:19:00 ago (+1/-0)

Well, holy crap. The Cult did their 40th Anniversary tour last year - never even heard mention of it here in NZ .
Tbf, i dont think i would've brought a ticket for somewhere around NZD 130 tho.