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"Fuck Around & Find Out" Is the Most NPC Phrase of All Time

submitted by Scyber to NiggersDrivingCars 1 monthApr 23, 2025 19:46:54 ago (+15/-3)     (NiggersDrivingCars)

"fUcK aRoUnD aNd FiNd OuT..." said the NIGGER who almost hit my car today after it was going 20+ over the speed limit which caused me to slam on my breaks and lay on my horn to avoid a crash, then the nigger pulled out a gun & threatened to "murk" me. Got his plates and called the cops immediately. But they're just as fucking useless as a dog turd blocking a storm drain. I'm still fucking worked up about it.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 11 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 20:24:57 ago (+11/-0)

Sorry you missed your chance to justifiably shoot a nigger.

Better luck next time.

[ - ] Her0n 8 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 20:51:02 ago (+8/-0)

"He pointed his weapon at me so I just started blastin'!"

Completely justified, look up weapon brandishing and the laws around it @Scyber

[ - ] Trope 8 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 22:25:25 ago (+8/-0)

Here is the good news, Cyber.

If you don’t already own a firearm, you will now get one. If you do have a gun, you will likely buy more. And if you don’t carry, you will now.

Once a gun is pulled, your life is in danger. Make sure you have insurance and be sure to unload the entire mag to ensure the threat is neutralized.


Your nigger today was the one fucking around. And he is certainly going to find out soon.


I am purchasing two additional pistols this Friday - and a story like yours might make me choose a third. I will investigate carry insurance as well. So thank you for sharing.

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 2 points 1 monthApr 24, 2025 03:43:50 ago (+2/-0)

Please make a post about carry insurance if you do some research. I think it is illegal in some states.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1 monthApr 24, 2025 14:45:05 ago (+1/-0)

I shall.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1 monthMay 10, 2025 20:05:09 ago (+1/-0)

Attorneys on Retainer is what I have. After a lot of research.

Right To Bear also looks legit.

If you wanna be a cheapass, get USCCA and then short of one year have them refund it.

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 0 points 1 monthMay 14, 2025 03:54:32 ago (+0/-0)

Just saw this. Thank you, I will check them out.

[ - ] bohmoonx 4 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 22:51:00 ago (+4/-0)

You should have done the Mel Gibson thing. Grab the his hand and point the gun to your forehand and say "Fuck you nigger go ahead and pull the trigger, I dare you"! I guarantee they never shoot.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 4 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 23:10:29 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah that's a terrible idea. Life isn't a (((movie))), neither you, I nor OP are main characters, we don't have plot armour and niggers aren't human. They will shoot you if you dare them to.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 5 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 23:17:15 ago (+5/-0)

Niggers shoot themselves in the fucking head niggering around.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 23:49:33 ago (+2/-0)

Yea, I wouldn’t expect a nigger to let you finish a sentence. Not to mention their finger is likely already on the trigger and they would accidentally fire.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 1 monthApr 24, 2025 07:45:11 ago (+1/-0)

(he was joking)

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 3 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 23:06:26 ago (+3/-0)

"Brakes" you fucking retarded fucking nigger. Don't be a nigger.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 20:33:30 ago (+4/-1)

Called the cops? What a bitch.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 3 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 23:19:01 ago (+3/-0)

He failed when he didn’t shoot the nigger, at least calling the cops on a nigger waving a gun around, with most likely warrants and sheeeit will hopefully at least lock a nigger up or something.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 1 monthApr 24, 2025 06:12:03 ago (+2/-0)

Ever wonder why they always have warrants that turn up at traffic stops? Because the cops never look for them. They're free to nig around until the cop might get in trouble for excessive negligence for not arresting the nigger.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 23:39:19 ago (+2/-0)

When a nigger threatens to kill you tell them cops.

If he even threatens to shoot you tell them there is a black person at X location with a weapon threatening to shoot people. I did this to a nigger that threatened to shoot my dog because it was barking at it. He was gone in minutes.

This was years ago though. Cops have gotten considerably shittier (and that's saying something) and niggers get lots of get out of jail free cards.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthApr 23, 2025 20:02:17 ago (+1/-0)

Eh, first time I saw the term was on a t-shirt being sold at a booth at a motorcycle show by the San Jose, Ca. Hells Angels

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 20:24:11 ago (+5/-0)

Oh then definitely. Once it's on a shirt it's dead

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthApr 23, 2025 21:12:46 ago (+1/-0)

Right?

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 1 monthApr 24, 2025 00:59:52 ago (+0/-0)

I like it, but I guess its pretty niggery.
Thank you for setting me straight.

Now we have to think of something equally authoritative for white people to say.
Like: "You're under arrest"

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 monthApr 23, 2025 20:31:12 ago (+1/-1)

Ok karen settle down.

Maybe yelling 'antisemite' 'homophobe' or 'incel' at random strangers might help ypur mood.

Or just take your meds.

Fuckhead.