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Wait for it...

submitted by Love240 to funny 6 daysApr 23, 2025 18:03:01 ago (+36/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/lp9645.mp4



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[ - ] carnold03 0 points 5 daysApr 24, 2025 08:17:57 ago (+0/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] Hh 4 points 6 daysApr 23, 2025 22:01:48 ago (+4/-0)

So we are born with autism and vaccines make it go away? The more you know ⭐️

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 daysApr 24, 2025 12:27:24 ago (+0/-0)

I had to listen twice too. "Vaccines = autism, which causes the child to avoid strangers." That's the 'benefit' the anti-vaxxer was asking for.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 6 daysApr 23, 2025 21:22:07 ago (+4/-2)

Besides not being funny, the silly bitch has it exactly backwards.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 6 daysApr 23, 2025 18:48:33 ago (+6/-0)

Does this bitch even know what happens if she makes me sloppy eggs?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 daysApr 24, 2025 12:25:21 ago (+0/-0)

Do you not eat bread much either? Either toast or fried potatoes are great with runny yolks.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 5 daysApr 24, 2025 13:30:23 ago (+0/-0)

Stop it. Anybody who'd eat that slimy shit would no doubts swaller a load.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 daysApr 24, 2025 15:08:18 ago (+0/-0)

Speaking of slimy shit, I've been eating a lot of natto lately. It's so slimy the slime stretches out into spider web tendrils and drifts away in the air if you try to pick it up too fast.

https://res.cloudinary.com/hksqkdlah/image/upload/c_fill,dpr_2.0,f_auto,fl_lossy.progressive.strip_profile,g_faces:auto,q_auto:low,w_900/v1/ask%20paul/CI-AskPaul-Natto-v3

That said, I hate slimy okra, and only eat it rolled in spices and flour, then a good browning in the bacon grease. My natto supplier is also delivering a couple pounds of okra in about an hour. https://www.sayweee.com/en/product/Okra/99224 *38 minutes

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 10 points 6 daysApr 23, 2025 18:15:27 ago (+10/-0)

Women aren't funny.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 6 daysApr 23, 2025 20:27:32 ago (+3/-1)

The only woman who could make me laugh was Any Pohler in Parks and Rec. her goofy character had a few perfectly timed moments.

[ - ] Love240 [op] 1 point 6 daysApr 23, 2025 18:20:10 ago (+1/-0)

Your mom's funny... looking.