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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthApr 20, 2025 17:26:30 ago (+1/-0)

Insert here: The lyrics to that Tool song.

[ - ] MeyerLansky 1 point 1 monthApr 20, 2025 17:23:54 ago (+1/-0)

Sea levels have not risen in North America, nor has it sank.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 20:05:19 ago (+0/-0)

Yo mamma so fat, when she cut herself, gravy came out.

Yo mamma so fat, the family photo had to be done by satellite.

Yo mamma so fat she have her own gravitational field, and the fleas can't ever escape her.

ok, that's all I can remember. :(

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 20:05:46 ago (+0/-0)

shit. sorry, was trying to reply to dangus. lol!!!!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 05:13:53 ago (+0/-0)

North America 'soon' disappeared, imagine that

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 03:38:01 ago (+0/-0)

FACT...the global areas affected by the iceage are in the stage of "GLACIAL REBOUND"...at the middle of the Great Lakes sea elevation in 1985 was 613' above sea level, today it's 618', which is why the granite outcropping in Northern Ontario has been experiencing frequent fracturing and even pressure thrust (exploding rock from internal pressure, unknown to many rock is under pressure)...the only thing sinking is liberal moral

[ - ] bohmoonx 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 21:54:29 ago (+0/-0)

black population in 1900 was about 7 million and now it's 42 million. niggers are fat so that works out to about 12,250,000,000 additional pounds, no wonder America is sinking!

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 21:13:50 ago (+0/-0)

I remember reading about that 20 years ago... although back then they only noticed Chicago was sinking

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 17:16:00 ago (+0/-0)

Every time your mom stands up we sink another inch.

[ - ] Spaceman84 [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 20, 2025 17:40:34 ago (+1/-0)

@paul_neri ‘s mother has been immobilized by her inconceivable corpulence for many years. The counter-pressure she creates is not holding up North America, thus proving Earth is flat.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 18:06:41 ago (+0/-0)

🤔🤔