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Resurrection Sunday

submitted by Motorweed to Hiddenlol 1 monthApr 20, 2025 10:35:52 ago (+53/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Eliack 2 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 13:08:19 ago (+2/-0)

kekaroo

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 1 monthApr 20, 2025 16:13:45 ago (+1/-0)

Need a Hitler resurrection

[ - ] Motorweed [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 20, 2025 15:28:05 ago (+1/-0)

Same vibe:

https://files.catbox.moe/dkw9vq.mp4

At the end who cares?

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 1 monthApr 20, 2025 14:46:12 ago (+1/-0)

So after jesus rose from the dead where did he go?

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 monthApr 20, 2025 17:34:13 ago (+1/-0)

Spoke to his disciples and, 40 days later, ascended to heaven.

Kind of like how your mom said she was hungry then the all-you-can-eat bar ascended into her mouth.

Happy Easter!

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 17:43:50 ago (+0/-0)

How did my question seem to offend you?

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 17:55:54 ago (+0/-0)

I can ask you the same with equal genuinity.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 18:55:19 ago (+0/-0)

No you can't. I didn't insult anyone like you did. But that's another example of how religion can make people turn on their own people. You felt offended by my question and therefore felt the need to insult me because you choose a farytale over your own people. It's pathetic.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 19:20:20 ago (+0/-0)

Dishonesty is unbecoming

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[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 15:07:45 ago (+0/-0)

Do you know who the bearded woman is?

[ - ] Doglegwarrior -1 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 16:16:00 ago (+2/-3)

Ya that is the dumbest part of it all and no Christian has ever given me a good explanation as to why it's such a miracle

He died. Then came back kinda as a ghost he visited people then a month later he went to heavan...

Aka he fucking died people waking from comas are a miracle too...

The one guy he rose from the dead and lived a life

Jesus died aka a God can't die and doest come back on a horse with flaming wings and sword to destroy the jrws and bring a fair Christian world... no he just fucks off to heaven like all good dead Christians and let's jews take over the world.

Great plan

[ - ] Love240 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 22:28:12 ago (+0/-0)

Christ is risen!

Cope and seethe, Christ deniers!

[ - ] IsraelRespecter 0 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 01:15:46 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Theo 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2025 14:23:07 ago (+0/-0)

The timeline was off by a factor of two. 72 hours from Luke is not three days and nights.