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Why can't black people swim?

submitted by Storefront to Niggers 1 weekApr 19, 2025 20:50:45 ago (+10/-1)     (Niggers)

It's not because they're stupid. It's because their mothers don't get them swimming lessons.

I grew up in trailer park country. We had no money. But goddammit if every single white trailer park kid didn't get swimming lessons, because that's what you do. Didn't matter if the mom was an alcoholic, drug addict or commie (like mine), you went to the Y and took Shrimps.

I ended up being good at it and played water polo at a big ten school.

Nigger mothers don't get their kids swimming lessons because they don't love their children like white mothers do. They dont experience parental love like we do. My white mother was a commie but she loved me and didnt want me to drown.

That's why black people can't swim. Because they are subhuman and their mothers don't think it's worthwhile to teach them basic life skills.

It's not because of poverty, lack of "access" or any other stupid fucking excuse. It's because they don't give a fuck about their children.


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[ - ] Panic 0 points 1 weekApr 20, 2025 11:20:31 ago (+0/-0)

When I lived in England, my flat mate was a fireman. He took me one time to the pool and his barrel chest was like a balloon. He effortlessly floated upright, even with his collar bone above water. As for me, I had to gently kick to keep my full face above water. Huge difference.

Perhaps black people cannot swim simply because they are untrained plus their bodies have no flotation. A great example in the news this week was when a river boat caught fire in the Congo. Today reports that 148 bodies have been recovered and 100 more still missing.

White people would mostly have just swam to the riverbank, but few if any Africans did so.Oh well!

[ - ] NoSalvation 0 points 1 weekApr 20, 2025 13:03:25 ago (+0/-0)

Mom raised them alone, he learned from her to think water is dangerous.
Dogs, Ghosts.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2025 23:40:55 ago (+1/-0)

That's bullshit, I didn't swim till freshman high school and I went varsity sophomore year for water polo and swim.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2025 03:29:35 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers can't swim because of genetics. They sink. They don't float

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 21:19:22 ago (+2/-0)

I didn’t have lessons but tons and tons of pool time and told to learn how to swim

[ - ] Storefront [op] 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 21:27:29 ago (+3/-0)

That's part of it too. Just the time in the pool. I spent whole summers riding my bike to the local public pool and staying there from open to close. (All white small town).

[ - ] Trope 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 22:40:41 ago (+2/-0)

I spent a lot of time in pools and lakes as a kid. Unfortunately, I never learned to swim fast. I can doggy paddle and swim about but I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a deep pool.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 22:44:40 ago (+2/-0)

It is because they are stupid. You even give examples proving they are stupid.

Another issue is that they have denser bones, which makes it slightly more difficult for them to swim.

[ - ] bohmoonx 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 23:05:33 ago (+2/-0)

They don't care about swimming. black moms focus their kids on football and basketball.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 22:55:50 ago (+3/-0)

swimming lessons?? no. niggers can't swim because even water hates them. Why do you think it beads up in disgust when it comes into coontact with them?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 21:14:08 ago (+6/-2)

What are swimming lessons? You mean when dad grabs a hold of you and tosses you in and says "paddle boy, paddle. like the dog does!"

You kids and your coddling gentle parents make me laugh.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 21:21:25 ago (+3/-0)

That's kind of my point. Babies and toddlers are naturally able to swim. It's instinctive. Throwing them in is actually a good method of learning how to swim.

It's when you go smoke crack immediately afterwards or just fail to do even this basic stuff that they don't learn.

Edited to add: I'm sure if you started drowning, your parents or someone would have pulled you out, because they were paying attention. Many if not most black parents are incapable of this so they either don't bother or let the kid jump in and drown.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 21:23:06 ago (+2/-0)

Well shit,

Thanks Dad!

[ - ] Storefront [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 21:36:38 ago (+2/-0)

It's actually quite fascinating, if you have kids when they are 4 or 5 months old, they will naturally swim underwater water like the baby on the Nirvana album cover. The YMCA classes will have you do this safely in Mommy and Me. Literally a very small baby will swim underwater like a fish, hold it's breath and everything. Tons of YouTube videos on it.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 22:59:45 ago (+0/-0)

Edited to add: I'm sure............someone would have pulled you out

Lol, yeahhh. I used to have a sister but, she was weak.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2025 10:06:16 ago (+1/-0)

that's how I lerned. Years later, I had 2 near-drowning incidents, because I was never properly taught how to swim.

[ - ] registered_bot 4 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 22:47:56 ago (+4/-0)

I went to one "swimming lesson" when I was like 5. I wanted to jump off the high dive, I kept trying to climb up it, and they ended up taking me out of the class that day and making me sit by the fence until my mom got there.

My mom shows up, I'm defeated, crying, pissed. Mom says, "what's going on here". The fucking communists try to gaslight my mom about how horrible I was. She wasn't buying it.

She said, "well I'm here now, he can jump off that if he wants to". Mom says "go for it" So I gleefully climb up the ladder to the 15 ft diving board and run off the end happier than shit.

There's a lot of deeper insights to the modern psyche and how stupid people capable of nothing hold everyone back around them.. Especially those younger, and full of fire if they are in a place to smite said fire.

That was my first and last swimming lesson.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 4 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 23:08:07 ago (+4/-0)

Thank you for sharing this. And bless your mom, she sounds like a rad gal. Indeed educators, even low tier swim teachers, are so often gaslighting commies.

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 22:03:25 ago (+5/-0)

Indians cannot swim either.