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I'm walking just a little taller

submitted by SirNiggsalot to TellUpgoat 1 monthApr 19, 2025 14:47:03 ago (+20/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Got myself a fade haircut straight outta 1930s Germany
I feel prouder, more confident , and dare say look a bit more polished


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[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 15:30:57 ago (+4/-0)

little dab will do ya

[ - ] SirNiggsalot [op] 2 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 19:19:30 ago (+2/-0)

My dad would sit my brother and I down and give my brother and I the brylcream treatment on holidays and family get togethers.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 18:02:55 ago (+3/-0)

Even the smallest gestures can have a profoundly positive effect on one's mood. Enjoy the uplift.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 16:41:22 ago (+3/-0)*

https://infogalactic.com/info/Brylcreem

Since 1928.

https://brylcreemusa.com/

https://rarefilmm.com/2022/03/the-brylcreem-boys-1998/
(British RAF personnel were nicknamed "The Brylcreem Boys")

https://p.imgci.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/95400/95472.jpg
(The model is Denis Compton, the England and Middlesex cricketer, who had something of the breezy, sports-car driver air about him. He must have made vastly more from Brylcreem than ever he did from cricket.)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 18:30:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Trope 3 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 16:00:49 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 18:58:22 ago (+2/-0)

$14.88 for electric clippers at Walmart 6 years ago.
Buzz that shit off twice a year.
No more men touching your head.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 15:00:44 ago (+2/-0)

And a small moustache to accessorize?

[ - ] SirNiggsalot [op] 3 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 15:04:00 ago (+3/-0)

No , I don't think that would work well with my egghead , but who knows what the future holds

[ - ] Storefront 1 point 1 monthApr 20, 2025 00:28:22 ago (+1/-0)

That's sir niggsalot to you, ma'am

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 18:39:55 ago (+0/-0)

It's either the haircut or the lifts that you wear in your shoes.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 19, 2025 19:21:01 ago (+1/-0)

I'm no giant , 6'1 but I certainly don't need lifts

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 20:24:26 ago (+0/-0)

It was a joke, SirTwerksalot

[ - ] SirNiggsalot [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 20, 2025 06:46:41 ago (+1/-0)

I know BigGuinea

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 20:35:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 18:38:41 ago (+0/-0)

pic

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 monthApr 19, 2025 20:21:15 ago (+0/-1)

Sinister.