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Meet Your New Doctor

submitted by Kozel to Health 1 weekApr 18, 2025 04:35:35 ago (+23/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ygu7wb.mp4



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[ - ] FreeinTX 18 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 06:28:34 ago (+18/-0)

... it says, right here, that you're fucked up and you're shit's all retarded.



[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 11:48:07 ago (+3/-0)

oh and you talk like a fag

[ - ] Storefront 0 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 15:14:20 ago (+0/-0)

Omg I love it. Also we are all going to be living in a dystopia hellscape soon!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 08:24:29 ago (+0/-0)

soon?

been in it for years son

[ - ] NoSalvation 14 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 06:11:52 ago (+14/-0)

This one goes in your mouth, this one in your Butt. O wait,uhm.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUVo0xVAqE&pp=ygUbaWRpb2NyYWN5IGRpYWdub3NpcyBtYWNoaW5l

[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 07:13:03 ago (+9/-0)

What is your name?

I'm...not sure...

Thank you, Not. Sure.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 6 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 06:48:25 ago (+6/-0)

Doctors are way overrated. Good to get as many of them out of the system as possible.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 3 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 12:29:48 ago (+3/-0)

This machine probably does a better job than the jew pill-pushers.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2025 12:56:05 ago (+1/-0)

That's right, it will prescribe you whatever petrochemicals apply to the list of symptoms without making any inquiries about your lifestyle before hand nor will it suggest any natural remedies.

Big pharma profits will skyrocket!

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2025 15:33:33 ago (+1/-0)

I never had a doctor ask me about my lifestyle or suggesting any natural remedies.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 0 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 19:04:34 ago (+0/-0)

When I was young they did... mind you, I avoid them like the plague now.

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 15:21:29 ago (+0/-0)

Oh come on, doctors are no better than these machines no doubt, but like the doctors these machines will also be programmed by jews to push the drugs onto the goyim

[ - ] Bonanza 4 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 07:39:02 ago (+4/-0)

Diagnosis: skank.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2025 16:59:02 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah her aggressive degeneracy was distracting

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 3 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 06:50:50 ago (+3/-0)

fffew for a second I thought it was the dirty hippie...

[ - ] Darwintroll 2 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 11:42:46 ago (+2/-0)

You guys never disappoint me. Idiocracy was the first thing I thought of... and I come here to have my hive mind validated.

[ - ] the_old_ones 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2025 10:06:16 ago (+1/-0)

i somehow trust this more then a nigger doctor.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 12:33:06 ago (+0/-0)

NOSE CHECK