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New equipment day. Now I have the tools to pick up Canadian girls.

submitted by germ22 to Machining 1 weekApr 17, 2025 09:56:45 ago (+38/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Got this for an amazing price, it's a 2018 with low hours. The short mast really benefits me since my ceiling height is low as well.


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[ - ] Loves2smootch 5 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:11:06 ago (+5/-0)

Dude, I think you will need another one. The max lifting capacity on this one is only 12000lb

[ - ] germ22 [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:24:41 ago (+2/-0)

I which is was that high, It is only rated for 5000lbs

[ - ] localsal 2 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 14:31:43 ago (+2/-0)

I guess that's one girl at a time then. Be careful out there.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 19:09:55 ago (+0/-0)

It will break if you try to lift the pedo lardass kikefag dangus.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:44:43 ago (+4/-0)

Are you certified though?

Also, what is that parked behind the forklift? Looks like a Monte Carlo, but it isn't. Some sort of Mopar?

[ - ] germ22 [op] 8 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 11:06:21 ago (+8/-0)

Yes I'm certified for the forklift, maybe not for picking up women.
Behind is a 1968 Cadillac Eldorado.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 22:39:01 ago (+1/-0)

Is it?! Man, I'm slipping.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 14:57:40 ago (+2/-0)

Whoa! Brand fucking New!

WELL DONE!

[ - ] germ22 [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 16:02:46 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty close to it. It's the short mast that really drove the price down.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:38:25 ago (+2/-0)

Do they make sweeper attachments for it?

[ - ] germ22 [op] 3 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 11:08:54 ago (+3/-0)

They do, but my shop is small enough a hand broom will do the job fast enough.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:36:55 ago (+2/-0)

Very nice!

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2025 00:40:59 ago (+1/-0)

Excellent. I hope it makes you far more industrious than you already were.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 18:17:42 ago (+1/-0)

Stahhhp, Canadian girls aren't all big chunkers. I've fished those waters in my youth and came out with one or two trophies.

What's the mast height on that? I ask because I've never seen one. It looks like 10'?

[ - ] germ22 [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 20:30:28 ago (+1/-0)

How long ago was your youth? A whole lot of fatties around now.

Forks go 7" high max.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2025 08:04:20 ago (+1/-0)

That's awesome, 7' is just enough to offload a semi trailer, stack two bins of any kind and just move shit around altogether.

Congrats on your find.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 15:17:21 ago (+1/-0)

What you doing with that coupe deville in the background?

[ - ] germ22 [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 16:01:45 ago (+0/-0)

It's a 1968 Cadillac Eldorado. And i drive it when i feel like driving it.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 17:14:14 ago (+1/-0)

Awesome wheels!

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 15:11:21 ago (+1/-0)

And this is why an average looking chick with normal body weight gets bell-curved up to being an 8 or 9.

Mind you, dudes should watch their own mass composition too.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 14:51:03 ago (+1/-0)

Neat. Is it personal or business? What sort of attachments do you want/need?

I remember sliding these propane beasts into the aircraft hangers during a storm. Mostly because I was the only one willing to work 'heavy' equipment during one.

[ - ] germ22 [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 16:04:05 ago (+1/-0)

Business. I have a little machine shop and am gearing up for a big contract i won. This forklift is a little over kill, but it was cheap ,and thinking long term it will be useful as well.
I don't need any attachments for it, might upgrade the solid rubber tires to air tires so i can go out in the yard with it.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 14:18:37 ago (+1/-0)

You'll need a couple cinch straps too or they'll just roll off again.

Like trying to pick up a marble with a fork.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 14:07:28 ago (+1/-0)

Might wanna enclose the cab, most of the canadian women smell like curry

[ - ] germ22 [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 16:06:17 ago (+1/-0)

Those are neither women nor Canadian. Also, i'm not certified to carry biohazards.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 14:04:52 ago (+1/-0)

I was expecting it to be covered in denim with beer holders all over it.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 13:44:39 ago (+1/-0)

Need a bigger one for fatmericans?

And I thought jeets where skinny. What's the calories in a cow shit cake?

[ - ] germ22 [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 14:07:22 ago (+0/-0)

I don't pick up jeets, need a biohazard license for that.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 11:37:30 ago (+1/-0)

Are Canadian girls fat?

[ - ] germ22 [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 12:39:37 ago (+0/-0)

Not as fat as American Women, which is why this small forklift might work.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:18:13 ago (+2/-1)

The fire extinguisher worries me for a couple reasons.

Is the vehicle prone to catching on fire?

If so, is placing the fire extinguisher directly above the flammable bits the best plan?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 7 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:28:30 ago (+7/-0)

the life boats worry me for a couple reasons. Is the ship unsafe? Is placing the life boats directly over the water the best plan?

[ - ] oyveyo 4 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:29:38 ago (+4/-0)

Thanks for the lol

[ - ] germ22 [op] 3 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:23:47 ago (+3/-0)

It's required to have one, so they put it there. Just another law to complicate things.

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:28:56 ago (+2/-0)

I know. Nigger-riggers that blow up warehouses ruin everything.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 14:48:22 ago (+0/-0)

If only we could let them kill themselves, allow businesses to not hire them, and keep the jews out of our business.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 1 weekApr 17, 2025 10:37:14 ago (+2/-1)

Its standard forklift equipment

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 18:24:53 ago (+0/-0)

Charles Barkley goes down to
San Antonio and sets a woman trap with Churros and uses a forklift to carry those big ole women home.

[ - ] aleleopathic 0 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 17:42:04 ago (+0/-0)

Very cool. What kind of shop?

[ - ] germ22 [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 20:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

Machine shop. Getting a new CNC mill soon.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2025 16:28:23 ago (+1/-0)

Good job on that new order. Think very carefully before 'hiring' someone with no use for their own mind and body.