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Intelligent birds

submitted by dulcima to Wildlife 1 monthApr 17, 2025 09:21:41 ago (+63/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/y0utu2.mp4



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[ - ] oyveyo 8 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 10:37:50 ago (+9/-1)

Further proof that birds are fake.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 7 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 10:23:16 ago (+7/-0)

There are mind blowing videos that demonstrate the intelligence of Crows-Ravens.

I'm certain other species of birds might be operating at similar levels as well.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:18:08 ago (+2/-0)

Yea, can't Crows and Ravens identify different individuals? - piss them off and they will only target the one that taunted them or something - even on different days..

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:22:35 ago (+2/-0)

Yes. Not only can they identify different humans, but they can also communicate that description to other crows.

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOkj7lJpeoc

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:36:59 ago (+2/-0)

Ah yes, i remember some old post/ txt from a while back, some guy began feeding the crows across the street from his work and over the next several weeks it had turned into this huge massive flock that would patiently wait for him across the road for him to feed them at lunch and follow him around outside on the street, then if i haven't mixed stories up, someone else tried aggressively shooing them away so the crows followed them and would shit all over only his car each day before work finished .....

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:38:10 ago (+0/-0)

lmao.. Can you imagine 30 crows fucking with you on a daily basis?

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:40:01 ago (+1/-0)

IKR, just having a single magpie doing divebombs as a kid at the local park was bad enough ...

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:21:03 ago (+0/-0)

What is more frightening is that hornets can remember faces for up to 1 month.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 23:44:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

okayyyyyyy dwb, settle down about the crows. we know they're shmert.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:19:15 ago (+0/-0)

Crows problem solve at the level of a 7 year old human.

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aWL2iEb6y4

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 21:52:10 ago (+1/-0)

Guarantee they pass the mirror test.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 10:27:26 ago (+8/-2)

Better than a nigger!

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 5 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 12:27:42 ago (+5/-0)

Almost anything is.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 4 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 16:51:05 ago (+4/-0)

Every time I see one of these videos with animals doing amazing things, my first thought is, "Smarter than niggers."

Do I have Nigger Derangement Syndrome?

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 19:47:00 ago (+1/-0)

I guess I have it too.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 11:52:03 ago (+3/-0)

Polly: "There! I did the thing! Now Where's My Cracker, Mother Fucker!"

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:09:25 ago (+2/-0)

I have a soft spot for love birbs. and cats. and dogs. and ferrets. and turtles. and foxes.

But Canadian Geese, I GO FULL FUCKING HITLER ON THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS. Given the chance I'd kill each and every one until extinction and then I'd shoot some swans for good measure.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 22:49:40 ago (+1/-0)

And this is why I call you Gobbles.

And because your name looks like Gobbles at first glance.

[ - ] gaijin 2 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 15:12:19 ago (+3/-1)

Smarter than some of the regular posters around here.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 16:14:48 ago (+1/-0)

I've seen that level of motivation on the jobsite before.
That bird gets rewarded with meth.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 15:12:03 ago (+1/-0)

WOW!! Scary smart!!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:20:17 ago (+0/-0)

He completed that task a full 2 seconds before I would have.

[ - ] ShortbusAlcoholic 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 17:57:03 ago (+0/-0)

I hate birds. Buncha arrogant feathered faggots, the lot of them.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 18:12:52 ago (+2/-0)

shut up killroy killjoy, we're all having a birb moment here and there you are trying to ruin it.