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Don't get old if you want to be low maintenance

submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 1 monthApr 16, 2025 20:27:00 ago (+13/-0)     (NutziHiveKickers)

Now that I'm older, certain care has to be taken with my body.

Any little injury needs to be rehabed and babied, no more fighting through the pain.

My body simply won't tolerate seed oils and simple starch carbohydrates anymore. I get inflammation quickly from that shit. Lean proteins, sweet potatoes, vegetables and organic eggs are the bulk of my diet.

I'm on a thick cocktail of anti aging peptides. It's costly but I can afford it.

I do 30 minutes of mobility workout after getting out of bed to keep from getting stiff and to eliminate the early morning aches. I work out 3-4x a week cardio and resistance to keep my body conditioned.

Alcohol is out of the question.

Funny in my 20s I could eat fast food and get shit faced and still be decently okay. That being said my business involves heavy labor on my part and this Grey beard still hangs with the young punk fuck faces!


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[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 1 monthApr 16, 2025 22:42:07 ago (+3/-0)

are you 80?

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 02:31:04 ago (+2/-0)

God willing i make that age after the crap i deliberately put my poor body through /

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1 monthApr 16, 2025 20:30:54 ago (+4/-2)

Sounds like you should perform a heroic sacrifice

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 16, 2025 21:21:15 ago (+1/-0)

I'm actually pretty happy with my life. Lots of good investment in self care

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1 monthApr 16, 2025 23:13:04 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 1 monthApr 16, 2025 23:19:06 ago (+4/-0)

This is the voat version of 'do a flip, faggot'.

[ - ] FacelessOne -2 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 06:35:34 ago (+0/-2)

Yeah selfish

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1 monthApr 16, 2025 20:46:47 ago (+2/-0)

I heard adrenochrome works wonders…..

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 16, 2025 21:22:20 ago (+2/-1)

If it was real I'd try it

[ - ] MeyerLansky 2 points 1 monthApr 16, 2025 23:12:04 ago (+2/-0)

It's real and easy to come by, it just has no benefits.

Baby blood and hyperbaric sleep chambers seem to work, though.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 16, 2025 22:04:13 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 00:43:21 ago (+1/-0)

What peptides

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 01:10:35 ago (+0/-0)

Huh, I don't recall asking about any of that.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 10:05:46 ago (+0/-0)

All the kids (anyone age 16-30) want to fight me now.
Like for no reason.
Was I like this?
Probably.

I have a white beard, but when I shave it off, people think I'm 20.