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I KNEW NOTHING OF THE BITCH MISSION...

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 3 weeksApr 14, 2025 22:03:13 ago (+6/-0)     (HDLunited)

...history is about to be made. The 1st ever celestial cat fight, the guerre du galaxy, the maidens of mayhem or sluts in space, however one chooses to label this mission the fact remains that it's a waste of money. Expectations will be soured.


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[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 3 weeksApr 14, 2025 22:08:55 ago (+2/-0)

Space will reject the poison tiddy milks if it’s available

Let’s see what happens

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 3 weeksApr 14, 2025 23:03:58 ago (+0/-0)

Heres a joke for you. What do you get when a penis rocket filled with hoochies crashes into the ocean?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2025 00:27:02 ago (+2/-0)

Drstrangestgov ....uhhh "a stroke of luck"?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2025 00:46:12 ago (+3/-0)

A hoedown!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 15, 2025 08:22:26 ago (+1/-0)

I really didn't think that there was an answer and that you were just fucking with us, but that was good

[ - ] NeverHappened -2 points 3 weeksApr 14, 2025 23:12:01 ago (+0/-2)

Space lol.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2025 01:12:30 ago (+1/-1)

Turns out it was 11 mins. They basically went up and parachuted down. So a roller coaster and publicity stunt.

They just went to the technical line.

Space is fake retards will say they bonked the dome. Or purposefully stopped short.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2025 07:02:50 ago (+2/-0)

Turns out Blue Origin is just a fancy carnival ride.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2025 08:18:56 ago (+0/-0)

"Carnival ride" pray tell...so the clowns went 1st?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 weeksApr 15, 2025 11:27:38 ago (+1/-0)

The other publicized launch had Willam Shatner on it along with some other "famous" people.

Nobody hears about it unless it's something trivial.

FIRST ALL WOMEN SPACE FLIGHT IN DECADES

They went for a ride controlled elsewhere that lasted 11 minutes. It wouldn't have been noticed if they didn't initiate the gimmick.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 3 weeksApr 15, 2025 08:45:55 ago (+1/-0)

It was the equivalent of a ride at Six Flags. Bezos is a faggot.