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Fingers crossed they come back down to earth today....as ash corpses

submitted by GreatSatan to Women 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 09:54:31 ago (+17/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 15 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 10:56:38 ago (+15/-0)

These 6 liberal cunts didn't even train to fly the craft.

The were nothing but dead weight on an scaled up amusement ride which was controlled remotely by professionals.

[ - ] Mr_ 12 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 10:15:51 ago (+12/-0)

Wow, no humans on this flight?

[ - ] lolxd 11 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 12:19:55 ago (+11/-0)

Largest load of Botox, breast implants, and used cum dumpsters into orbit today. Fixed your headline.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 9 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 12:25:30 ago (+9/-0)

I didn't realize we were still sending monkeys into space.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 8 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 10:42:09 ago (+8/-0)

If you were on the fence about space flight before...

[ - ] Bonanza 5 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 14:04:32 ago (+5/-0)

Update: Sad news guys, apparently they all landed safe and sound. Was hoping these sleazy whores would go out in a beautiful, firey zenith upon reentry, but alas, it was not to be. Damn.

Addendum: on further thought, I'm not even sure if if they even reached orbit - seems to have been a short flight with just enough altitude to briefly achieve weightlessness. Pfft...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 12:15:45 ago (+5/-0)

Sickening...but I'm guessing men are flying the ship remotely?

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 10:25:19 ago (+4/-0)

America is not a real country.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 10:41:44 ago (+4/-3)

Space is not a real space.

[ - ] GreatSatan [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 18:36:45 ago (+1/-0)

What about the planets?

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 3 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 12:28:48 ago (+3/-0)

And nothing of value will be lost.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 13:00:54 ago (+2/-0)

"Fingers crossed they come back down to earth today....as ash corpses"

Other than as passengers, we know for a fact that none of them will have anything to do with the actual flight itself.

They’ll have no more access to the flight controls than Laika, the Russian space dog had back in 1957.

Frankly, Laika looked more alert and intelligent.
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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 12:58:17 ago (+2/-0)

katy perry is a nigger lover. too bad it didn't explode on reentry

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 12:56:43 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine beung stuck in space with women and 2 negresses

[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 12:15:02 ago (+2/-0)

Until I realized it was Katy Perry and Bezos broad I thought the title was a little strong.

This is PURE clown world. Maybe even clownworld standardized extract.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 15:17:15 ago (+1/-0)

Lol It's all DEI trash. Now the jew media will be pumping out "articles" about how "brave" and "competent" those literal PASSENGERS were for riding in a remote-controlled craft.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 15:15:59 ago (+1/-0)

Mission?

What Possible "mission" could you, realistically, expect to achieve from two apes, two lesbos with one being a chink, one tranny, and one brainless retard pop star!!?

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 12:59:13 ago (+1/-0)

female-only space mission

Because a space mission is just a bunch of astronauts building their own space ship and launching it without a huge ground crew.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 12:58:50 ago (+1/-0)

Better than using chimps.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 12:47:24 ago (+1/-0)

They already cancelled because it was a known failure.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 1 point 2 monthsApr 14, 2025 10:54:56 ago (+1/-0)

So six of them chicks are gonna get detonated.