The zombie apocalypse comes but only non-whites, faggots, and liberals are turned into zombies, what weapons do you choose? - Upgoat

The zombie apocalypse comes but only non-whites, faggots, and liberals are turned into zombies, what weapons do you choose?
submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to AskUpgoat 1 monthApr 12, 2025 09:31:36 ago (+2/-0) (AskUpgoat)

You can choose any 5 firearms in existence (legal or illegal, doesn't matter) and additionally 1 melee weapon.

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 1 monthApr 12, 2025 09:52:16 ago (+5/-0)

12 gauge. The answer is always a 12 gauge.

[ + ] inaminit

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 4 weeksApr 12, 2025 22:16:52 ago (+1/-0)

Don't forget the 00 buckshot.

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 1 monthApr 12, 2025 11:06:11 ago (+3/-0)

- Hockey Stick
- Baseball Bat
- Any long rifle
- Any Pistol
- shotgun

and my Casey Jones T-shirt.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2025 11:31:40 ago (+2/-0)

Something light and sleek. Something tried and true. Something aplentiful.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2025 10:20:09 ago (+1/-0)

Close, medium and long range. Very long range.
1) .45 XD, 2)Benelli semi-auto 12 gauge 3) M4, 4) Barrett .50.
5) RPG just because.

Melee) Gurkha Kukrii.

[ + ] puremadness

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2025 11:03:51 ago (+1/-0)

My last sidearm for years was the .40 XD
When I sold it they told me "no one likes these"
I was like "bullshit, I like them"

[ + ] ilikeskittles

[ - ] ilikeskittles 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2025 11:28:38 ago (+2/-0)

I’ve heard people don’t like them either, not sure why? Also read they jam, I’ve put hundreds through mine, it’s never jammed. And frankly I’m not a clean freak.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2025 23:19:42 ago (+0/-0)

Killdoze and an axe.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 4 weeksApr 12, 2025 23:17:29 ago (+0/-0)

Why use firearms when all you need is one word to defeat them?

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2025 15:51:32 ago (+0/-0)*

Firearms run out of ammo.

These don't:

ColdSteel Boar Spear
https://files.catbox.moe/1er49s.jpg
(Stabbing is a very efficient movement. Ask the Roman army. Just hold with the blade oriented horizontally, put the point between their teeth and push out through the spine. Pop the top of their head off from the jawline up. Withdraw and reset.)

Brushhook
https://files.catbox.moe/4uu1gk.jpg

Just channelize them. Stand at the top of a ladder or a flight of stairs. Bring a friend so you can switch off.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2025 13:39:09 ago (+0/-0)

Any 5 firearms.
Firearms!
Can one of them be a flamethrower?!

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2025 12:29:12 ago (+0/-0)

Fentanyl.

More effective than guns.

[ - ] Sal_180 -3 points 1 monthApr 12, 2025 10:04:51 ago (+0/-3)

You have issues dude.

[ + ] dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2025 11:47:13 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck off nigger lover.

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The zombie apocalypse comes but only non-whites, faggots, and liberals are turned into zombies, what weapons do you choose? submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to AskUpgoat 1 monthApr 12, 2025 09:31:36 ago (+2/-0) (AskUpgoat)

The zombie apocalypse comes but only non-whites, faggots, and liberals are turned into zombies, what weapons do you choose?
submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to AskUpgoat 1 monthApr 12, 2025 09:31:36 ago (+2/-0) (AskUpgoat)