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He wouldn't know because he never read it.

submitted by Sal_180 to funny 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 09:23:24 ago (+3/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 11:36:07 ago (+3/-0)

He's into judaism. Has probably never read the bible.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 09:37:15 ago (+3/-0)

Dumb bish is wrong. It doesn't say that in the Bible. Every Christian reading that knows this. Noticing that you didn't, either.

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] -3 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 09:55:02 ago (+0/-3)

It doesn't say that in the Bible.

leviticus 20:10

If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbor, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

[ - ] FreeinTX 5 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 10:09:23 ago (+5/-0)

Hey, dumb nigger, leviticus is in the Old Testament, before Christ even existed, and is not part of "The Bible" and has nothing to do with Christianity, other than establishing God's Law.

Real jews are supposed to kill their spouses if they cheat. Christians have these things, maybe you've heard of it, called forgiveness and mercy and believe it is for God to punish the sinner for sins committed.

How fucking stupid are you willing to let yourself be?

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] -4 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 10:15:44 ago (+0/-4)

It doesn't say that in the Bible.

It does. Now STFU

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 10:17:50 ago (+4/-0)

No it doesn't you dumb fuckin' nigger. Christians are not supposed to be killed for committing adultery. Jews are commanded by God to put spouses to death. Christ died on a fuckin' cross to ensure Christians are not subjected to that punishment. Have you even been in a church or touched a fuckin' Bible, faggot?

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 4 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 10:14:51 ago (+4/-0)

Not Christian doctrine. Kill self, jew.

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] -3 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 10:17:16 ago (+0/-3)

Retard, no one gives a fuck what you say. Point is, it's in the Bible.

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 10:20:41 ago (+4/-0)

No it isn't faggot. It's in the Old Testament, which is not "The Bible" and has nothing to do with Christianity. The bish is wrong. Christians are not expected to be put to death for adultery. That's dem filthy fuckin' jews who reject Christ that are told to do that.

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] -1 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 12:56:04 ago (+0/-1)

Punishment is actually worse than death. It's eternal punishment in hell.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 22:40:52 ago (+0/-0)

Desperate deflection. The bish is fuckin' dumb and she's fuckin' wrong. No one is supposed to put Christians to death for adultery, which there is no actual indication that that ever even happened with Trump. Daniels lied her ass off. It doesn't say that in the Christian Bible. Rules for jews and their prescribed punishment for breaking those rules ain't a Christian concern. They should accept Christ and obtain salvation.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 11:14:09 ago (+1/-0)

WAAAAAAAAA MOOOOOMMMMYYYYYYY

THE BAD MAN PROVED ME WRONG

MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP MAKE HIM STOP

Thank you for admitting that nothing you have said is Christian doctrine.

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] -2 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 12:49:37 ago (+0/-2)

I literally quoted it. It's in the bible dipshit

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 13:02:16 ago (+1/-0)

it’s in the Bible

Neat.

Thank you for admitting that nothing you have said is Christian doctrine.

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] -2 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 13:22:57 ago (+0/-2)

Claim was that it wasn't said in the bible. It was. Quote and sourced. Retards still denying it making themselves look like bigger retards

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 13:23:38 ago (+1/-0)

Nope. No one said that. Everything you believe is a proven falsehood. Drink bleach.

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 16:47:13 ago (+0/-0)

It doesn't say that in the Bible


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You are a dipshit, aren't you?
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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 16:17:32 ago (+0/-0)

The old testament might as well be the Torah.

When people refer to the Bible they mean the New Testament, with Jesus and the table flipping.

You'd know that if you weren't so closed minded and stupid.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 10:27:05 ago (+1/-0)

The gnashing of teeth is real in this post.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 16:19:12 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not a religious and, but I will correct ignorance where I am capable.